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Illuyankas 
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Posted 18 August 2014 - 09:01 PM
This is the best Bors comic:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#3164
Baco Xtath
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Posted 23 August 2014 - 07:01 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#3166
Gabriel Chase
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Salsa Dancing Speedrunning Steampunk
Visual Kei
Posted 31 August 2014 - 12:37 PM
لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه
#3167
Gabriel Chase
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Interests:Art Black Metal Books
Boxing Chess Music
Noise Painting Poetry Poker
Salsa Dancing Speedrunning Steampunk
Visual Kei
Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:16 PM
لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه
#3169
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:11 AM
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worry
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 08:56 AM
The original photo in this space disappeared so I'm adding a weird baby.
This post has been edited by worry: 08 September 2014 - 05:11 AM
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:05 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#3173
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:08 PM
Upon the arrival of the new iClone...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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bubba
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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:15 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 09 September 2014 - 11:08 PM, said:
Upon the arrival of the new iClone...
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#3175
Tsundoku
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Posted 11 September 2014 - 08:27 PM
See you all in hell I guess:
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This post has been edited by Sombra: 11 September 2014 - 08:28 PM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#3176
Tsundoku
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Posted 13 September 2014 - 05:34 AM
The conjunction of headlines made me laugh. Apologies for all the white space but crop didn't seem to want to work in Picture Editor.
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This post has been edited by Sombra: 13 September 2014 - 05:35 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Jakovasaurus
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Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:23 PM
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Jakovasaurus
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Posted 17 September 2014 - 12:31 AM
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Gothos
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Posted 18 September 2014 - 06:35 AM
I can't read more than 5 in a row and stay calm at work. Wondrous!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Baco Xtath
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Posted 22 September 2014 - 09:05 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
