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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#3106 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:54 PM

#3107 Tsundoku

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:09 AM

Good old Oglaf ...

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#3108 Shinrei

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:54 AM

A newly appointed navy sailor was sitting in a dockside bar the night before his first deployment, when in comes the saltiest seadog he has ever laid his eyes upon. He just knows that guy has some serious stories to tell, so he buys him an ale and asks him how he came to have a peg leg.

"AHHHHHhhhhhhrrrr. Well, I once had to walk the plank and a shark bit me leggoff."

"This is fantastic." thought the sailor, who bought the man another round. "So how did you get that hook for a hand?" he asked?

The grizzled old pirate replied, "AHHHHHHHRrrrrr, some scurvy dog cut me hand off with a cutless!"

"This guy is just full of wild adventure stories." the sailor said to himself. "Another round for my friend here!" he called to the serving wench. "How about the eye patch then? How'd you get that?"

"Ahhhhhhrrrr... well.... a seagull pooped in it."

"I beg your pardon? How would that cause you to lose your eye?"

"Well, you see, t'was me first day with me hook......"

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This post has been edited by Shinrei: 10 May 2014 - 10:55 AM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#3109 Gabriel Chase

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:14 PM

Jakovasaurus, on 09 May 2014 - 01:54 PM, said:

Shit, if only Cersei Lannister had known about this book…

لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه

#3110 Shinrei

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 02:02 PM

Some take longer than others.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#3111 Tattersail_

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 07:51 AM

I place this on here because every time I see it, I smile.

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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#3112 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 09:07 AM

Gabriel Chase, on 06 May 2014 - 08:37 PM, said:

Kruppe, on 26 April 2014 - 03:21 PM, said:

That reminds me of this recent news story:

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Woman sees the face of Jesus in her pancake on Good Friday

It happened on Good Friday! Explain that, heathens!

Makes me want to be a pancaketheist.

Looks less like Jesus, and more like Charles Manson!

Hey dude, rules for this thread are to put a pic in all posts, even if it is unrelated to the discussion. Or you get negrepped or something...

Thus:
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3113 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 09:29 AM

Heh.

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3114 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 06:42 PM

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett

#3115 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 07:32 AM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3116 Sir Bob

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 09:53 PM

Sorry if someone has already posted this but I don't have time to check all these highly amusing pictures!!

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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain(wrong series, ed)

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*hugs*

#3117 Blend

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 01:54 PM

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#3118 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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