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#3095
Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 01:22 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#3096
Kruppe's snacky cakes
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 03:21 PM
That reminds me of this recent news story:
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Woman sees the face of Jesus in her pancake on Good Friday
It happened on Good Friday! Explain that, heathens!
Makes me want to be a pancaketheist.
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Woman sees the face of Jesus in her pancake on Good Friday
It happened on Good Friday! Explain that, heathens!
Makes me want to be a pancaketheist.
I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
#3097
A Demon Llama!
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 05:21 PM
I'm surprised no one posted these yet.
Spoiler
No Touchy.
#3098
Puck
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:26 PM
1. NSFW
2. Our D&D GM sent this to everyone in the group with the words "See you on Sunday."
2. Our D&D GM sent this to everyone in the group with the words "See you on Sunday."
Spoiler
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
#3099
stone monkey
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:36 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:48 PM
Is that a UKIP map of Britain, SM?
Unrelated:
Unrelated:
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#3101
Illuyankas
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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:29 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#3102
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:59 PM
#3103
Baco Xtath
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 03:03 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Gabriel Chase
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 08:37 PM
Kruppe, on 26 April 2014 - 03:21 PM, said:
That reminds me of this recent news story:
pancakejesus.jpg
Woman sees the face of Jesus in her pancake on Good Friday
It happened on Good Friday! Explain that, heathens!
Makes me want to be a pancaketheist.
pancakejesus.jpgWoman sees the face of Jesus in her pancake on Good Friday
It happened on Good Friday! Explain that, heathens!
Makes me want to be a pancaketheist.
Looks less like Jesus, and more like Charles Manson!
لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه
#3106
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 01:54 PM
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Tsundoku
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:09 AM
Good old Oglaf ...
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#3108
Shinrei
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 10:54 AM
A newly appointed navy sailor was sitting in a dockside bar the night before his first deployment, when in comes the saltiest seadog he has ever laid his eyes upon. He just knows that guy has some serious stories to tell, so he buys him an ale and asks him how he came to have a peg leg.
"AHHHHHhhhhhhrrrr. Well, I once had to walk the plank and a shark bit me leggoff."
"This is fantastic." thought the sailor, who bought the man another round. "So how did you get that hook for a hand?" he asked?
The grizzled old pirate replied, "AHHHHHHHRrrrrr, some scurvy dog cut me hand off with a cutless!"
"This guy is just full of wild adventure stories." the sailor said to himself. "Another round for my friend here!" he called to the serving wench. "How about the eye patch then? How'd you get that?"
"Ahhhhhhrrrr... well.... a seagull pooped in it."
"I beg your pardon? How would that cause you to lose your eye?"
"Well, you see, t'was me first day with me hook......"
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"AHHHHHhhhhhhrrrr. Well, I once had to walk the plank and a shark bit me leggoff."
"This is fantastic." thought the sailor, who bought the man another round. "So how did you get that hook for a hand?" he asked?
The grizzled old pirate replied, "AHHHHHHHRrrrrr, some scurvy dog cut me hand off with a cutless!"
"This guy is just full of wild adventure stories." the sailor said to himself. "Another round for my friend here!" he called to the serving wench. "How about the eye patch then? How'd you get that?"
"Ahhhhhhrrrr... well.... a seagull pooped in it."
"I beg your pardon? How would that cause you to lose your eye?"
"Well, you see, t'was me first day with me hook......"
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This post has been edited by Shinrei: 10 May 2014 - 10:55 AM
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Gabriel Chase
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:14 PM
Jakovasaurus, on 09 May 2014 - 01:54 PM, said:
Shit, if only Cersei Lannister had known about this book…
لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه
#3110
Shinrei
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Posted 13 May 2014 - 02:02 PM
Some take longer than others.
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