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#3041 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:53 PM

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#3042 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 20 February 2014 - 09:27 PM

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#3043 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:40 AM

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#3044 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:18 PM

Apparently this is a normal sized golden orb spider located somewhere in the US. Apparently this is not the only one. Apparently it is considered normal for gigantic meat eating night terrors to just build spiderwebs across sidewalks and streets. Apparently nobody has made the correlation between gigantic spiders making enourmous webs across human walkways and the considerable amount of people who disappear each year in America. Apparently everyone in the US are god damn insane.

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#3045 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 07:38 AM

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#3046 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 03:09 PM

I hope this one hasn't been done before. Have scrolled back quite a way but couldn't see it. Can't remember where I got it from!
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Very unimpressed with your silly behaviour...
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The Star Wars Tapestry!
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Wow indeed.
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#3047 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:05 PM

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#3048 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 11:15 PM

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Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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#3049 User is offline   Gabriel Chase 

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 12:11 AM

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#3050 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 12:55 AM

nein! nein! nein!
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#3051 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:56 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 February 2014 - 12:38 AM

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This is a pic of my hand next to the lovely spider that took up residence outside my friend's house. I put my hand there because regular pics would not show just how big she was. 'MURICA! FUCK YEAH! (Terrible quality but she was moving a lot and I was a little bit afraid she would jump on my hand)

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#3053 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

Aw, you found a baby one. Isn't it cute ... ;)

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 03:49 AM

STOP COMPARING MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDERS.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#3055 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 05:21 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#3056 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 02:45 PM

Relevant.

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#3057 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:36 PM

Sorry for the double post but
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#3058 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 12:22 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3059 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 11:54 PM

Erm... yeah... probably NSFW... An unfortunate acronym for copper nanotubes, I think

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#3060 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 12:42 AM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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