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#2832 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:10 PM

also this:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#2833 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:58 PM

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#2834 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:14 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#2835 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

I Dolmen, hereby Dedicate this entire post to the Fowl lord himself, Illuyankas Illius Illimas the first.

And so it begins.

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And last...but oh so not the least...

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2836 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:06 AM

Every single one of those movie titles (apart from possibly Spider Cock) could be for a gay porno.
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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2837 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

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meh. Link was dead :(
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#2838 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 12:54 AM

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#2839 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:37 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2840 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 05:00 AM

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#2841 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:34 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2842 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

amazing detail
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#2843 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:28 PM

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Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#2844 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:09 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2845 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:50 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2846 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:42 AM

This actually is pretty cool:

Putting Time In Perspective
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#2847 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:42 PM

Satan: i am ok with thr neg rep, as i understand the rulez but its a link to pics! Is that not the same?!

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Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#2848 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 10:22 PM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#2849 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:01 PM

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2850 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 07:05 AM

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#2851 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 07:58 PM

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There's hundreds of these here.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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