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#2806
Baco Xtath 
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- Location:Knoxville, TN
- Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.
Posted 31 July 2013 - 03:30 PM
I can't stop watching this:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2808
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 04 August 2013 - 12:20 PM
#2809
Dolmen 2.0
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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- Location:Camorr
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:20 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2810
The Tyrant Lizard
- First Sword
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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:45 PM
I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
#2811
Laihos
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:41 PM
My first post to the forums, figures it's and odd one. Wife brought home this half gallon of milk, figured I'd share here since she couldn't understand why I burst into laughter at seeing the name.
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#2812
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 09:13 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2813
Gothos
- Map painting expert
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Posted 10 August 2013 - 03:51 PM
So what do you want for dinner?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2815
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:24 PM
#2817
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 07:18 PM
#2819
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:19 AM
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deal with it.
This post has been edited by Dolmen+: 18 August 2013 - 06:20 AM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2820
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 19 August 2013 - 03:02 PM
This may have been posted before, not sure. But it's awesome enough to be posted again. Big size, so tagged as a spoiler.
Spoiler
#2821
Baco Xtath
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- Location:Knoxville, TN
- Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.
Posted 19 August 2013 - 05:03 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2822
worry
- Master of the Deck
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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:42 PM
Taiwanese soldiers with an interesting, if not intimidating piece of equipment. A ballistic face mask designed to protect the user from headshots. Meant for close range encounters, the masks are rated up to .44 Magnum but keep in mind that the energy from the bullet will still be felt impacting the mask.
(That description came from a blog, so I can't fully confirm its verity, but still, pretty cool).
(That description came from a blog, so I can't fully confirm its verity, but still, pretty cool).
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#2823
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
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- Will cluck you up
Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:30 PM
None of those guys are humungous.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2824
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 20 August 2013 - 05:58 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2825
Sinisdar Toste
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 11:52 PM
the only thing missing from the thread in apts post is somebody pointing out that natural selection works on other planets too...
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This post has been edited by Sinisdar Toste: 20 August 2013 - 11:54 PM
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
