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#2761
Tiste Simeon 
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:07 PM
I hate it when this happens... Luckily, google is there to help!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2762
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
- Posts: 7,254
- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:01 AM
mrrrrrrrrrrr
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2763
Baco Xtath
- Wait. What?
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Location:Knoxville, TN
- Interests:Reading, writing, building, fly fishing, anime, MMA, and being a father.
Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:05 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2764
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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- Group: (COPPA) Users Awaiting Moderatio
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- Location:The Rainy City
Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:32 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2765
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
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- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 19 June 2013 - 02:18 AM
You can't see it in the pic, but she also has a Prince Albert.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2767
Lisheo
- Difference Engineer
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- Group: High House Mafia
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- Joined: 04-June 07
- Location:Slowly returning, piece by piece.
- Interests:All of the things.
Posted 19 June 2013 - 11:16 AM
Spoiler
Basically my justification for everything, too. Spoilered for size.
Anime.
I think this basically speaks for itself.
This post has been edited by Lisheo: 19 June 2013 - 11:17 AM
“People have wanted to narrate since first we banged rocks together & wondered about fire. There’ll be tellings as long as there are any of us here, until the stars disappear one by one like turned-out lights.”
- China Mieville
- China Mieville
#2768
Lucifer's Heaven
- Shaved Knuckle
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- Group: Administrators
- Posts: 458
- Joined: 10-March 07
Posted 19 June 2013 - 04:27 PM
"So how'd you save the world?"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
#2769
stone monkey
- I'm the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die...
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:21 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#2771
Jakovasaurus
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Joined: 12-October 12
Posted 20 June 2013 - 02:48 PM
#2772
Blend
- Gentleman of High House Mafia
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- Group: High House Mafia
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- Joined: 28-March 03
- Location:Ottawa
Posted 21 June 2013 - 06:09 PM
The timeline is not important, the timeline is not important, the timeline is not important...
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#2773
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 08:02 PM
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2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2774
Morgoth
- executor emeritus
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Posted 21 June 2013 - 10:15 PM
Macros, on 21 June 2013 - 08:02 PM, said:
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It's like Mat's every day. Suddenly he forgets the padding of his bra
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#2775
Chunky Milk
- Big Cheese
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- Location:Mum's Basement
Posted 22 June 2013 - 12:05 AM
I do not have a signature.
#2777
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 02 July 2013 - 05:59 PM
No pics for ages?!?!?
This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 02 July 2013 - 06:03 PM
souls are for wimps
#2778
Gothos
- Map painting expert
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Posted 03 July 2013 - 11:42 AM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2780
Dolmen 2.0
- is probably lying
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 09 July 2013 - 03:56 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
