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#2752 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 12:22 AM

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I'm always afraid to turn the stove to this setting.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#2753 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 07:37 AM

You have to do it Stormy! Even it means that whatever you put First In to the stove comes Out Last looking like it's been blown up!

And because I need a pic:

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2754 User is offline   Ulrik 

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:38 PM

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Awesome is story behind it. Seem like Mortal Sword of Mice.

The two mice were served up as a live dinner for the snake at Hangzhou Zoo in Zhejiang province, eastern China.

Keeper Wen Shao said: "We always give the snakes live food and we put the two mice into the snake enclosure, but instead of trying to hide like they usually do one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse.

"I have never seen anything like that before, usually the mice keep as far away from the snake as possible but this one caused a lot of damage. "It was biting the snake on the head as the snake was trying to eat the first mouse."

He added that the mouse had deserved its freedom after putting up such a brave fight. "In any case it didn't do the snake any good either, it was expensive and the mouse did a lot of damage by biting it on the head," he added.

Sadly the mouse did not succeed in its bid to free its pal. It died and was later eaten even if mighty mouse was no longer around to witness it.
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#2755 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:14 PM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2756 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 01:28 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2757 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:26 PM

About that poem Tiste:


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meh. Link was dead :(
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#2758 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:18 PM

All 20 question interviews are funneled directly to the NSA.

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#2759 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:55 PM

The future is scary...

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#2760 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

Heeheehee

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Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
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#2761 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:07 PM

I hate it when this happens... Luckily, google is there to help!

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#2762 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:01 AM

mrrrrrrrrrrr

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2763 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:05 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2764 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:32 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#2765 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 02:18 AM

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You can't see it in the pic, but she also has a Prince Albert.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2766 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 03:40 AM

^^^^ Grooooooooosssss!
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#2767 User is offline   Lisheo 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 11:16 AM

Spoiler

Basically my justification for everything, too. Spoilered for size.
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Anime.
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I think this basically speaks for itself.

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#2768 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 04:27 PM

:)

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#2769 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:21 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#2770 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:13 AM

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*Men's Frights Activist*
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#2771 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 02:48 PM

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