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#2674 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:50 AM

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#2675 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:56 AM

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#2676 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:40 PM

Apologies if this breaches forum rules, I figure its OK...
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#2677 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:18 PM

Yup, I definitely read my mail in the kitchen wearing huge-ass stiletto pumps and with one knee draped onto a stone counter. That is a totally comfortable position for reading the mail or whatever she is supposed to be doing :(

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#2678 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 11:07 PM

D'rek, she's clearly multi-tasking--going through the mail while doing the morning stretches.

pic caption sez: "Grandma's visiting for a while"

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#2679 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:27 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 30 April 2013 - 08:40 PM, said:

Apologies if this breaches forum rules, I figure its OK...
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP, are we seriously ignoring the part where it says Aston Martin pre-owned (spelled incorrectly)? This is not to say I think it's in breach of forum rules (I don't care whether it is or isn't), this is more in response to the lets-point-out-what-is-SERIOUSLY-wrong-with-this-picture.

Yes, here is a woman, and we can joke about how we don't care that someone has previously OWNED HER - are you the first? Or not? New, or used? Hey, it's Aston Martin, who cares whether we objectify women enough to classify them as "new" or "used"!

:|

And people wonder why I generally try to avoid going outside.

Ok, picture time:

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#2680 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:17 AM

No word of a lie, that is the shittest advertisment I've seen since Hyundai's 'man tries to commit suicide by gassing himself in his car, remains alive due to clean emissions' load of fecal matter ad.

Also, fuck fascism all day erry day.

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#2681 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:34 AM

A picture can say a thousand words, but I only post this for retribution (I Googled "Male Object")

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Now can we get back to funny :(
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#2682 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

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#2683 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM

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ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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#2684 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:04 AM

This guy is huge or his costume is!

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Anyone know what this is?

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#2685 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:14 AM

Apologies. Definitely did not mean to offend anyone with that. Saw it last night, thought it was amusing, on reflection I was wrong. Didn't even notice the spelling mistake (been a tiring week!) Sorry, heres a picture of a lion licking a guy to make it better!

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Edit: stupid phone...

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#2686 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:31 AM

Satan wants a picture.

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#2687 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:34 AM

Jesus Christ, I only saved the first image and all these others popped up. What just happened?

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#2688 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

Love

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Actually
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#2689 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

I still managed to get a girl who enjoys my company and occasionally even let me touch her lovelies, so all hope is not lost!!
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#2690 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:


ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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#2691 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 01:31 PM

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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2692 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 02:35 AM

View PostSatan, on 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:

ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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No, because I have 64 terabytes of storage in my head and- I MEAN, UM, NO, I DO NOT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME, WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING. :apt:

Also, wow, Satan, now I know I should never ever watch or listen to Mark Anderko....... normalizing roofies and all that. >__>


Now for a Typical Tumblr Screenshot:

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#2693 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:38 AM

View PostHigh House Dark, on 03 May 2013 - 02:35 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:

ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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No, because I have 64 terabytes of storage in my head and- I MEAN, UM, NO, I DO NOT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME, WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING. :apt:

Also, wow, Satan, now I know I should never ever watch or listen to Mark Anderko....... normalizing roofies and all that. >__>


Now for a Typical Tumblr Screenshot:

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No, he does not normalise roofies, he's doing the exact opposite. By placing the roofie in the joke, he created a gap between the initial assumption that the girl was the antagonist of the narrative and him as the actual antagonist. The joke is in the gap and the gap was created because everyone agrees that roofies are bad. And by making the joke, he reinforces the idea that roofies are bad. And now you've made me ruin the joke.
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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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