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#2666 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 05:25 AM

Abyss??
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#2667 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 06:32 AM

My posts here are slowly acquiring a theme........... (pic found here):



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#2668 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 06:38 AM

View PostHigh House Dark, on 26 April 2013 - 06:32 AM, said:

My posts here are slowly acquiring a theme........... (pic found here):



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Verily, mine eyes!!! :)

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#2669 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 06:38 AM

Also, this gif, where someone photoshopped out the bike.
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#2670 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 02:52 PM

Daughterception!
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#2671 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:38 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2672 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:43 AM

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#2673 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:44 AM

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#2674 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:50 AM

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#2675 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:56 AM

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#2676 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:40 PM

Apologies if this breaches forum rules, I figure its OK...
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#2677 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 10:18 PM

Yup, I definitely read my mail in the kitchen wearing huge-ass stiletto pumps and with one knee draped onto a stone counter. That is a totally comfortable position for reading the mail or whatever she is supposed to be doing :(

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#2678 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 11:07 PM

D'rek, she's clearly multi-tasking--going through the mail while doing the morning stretches.

pic caption sez: "Grandma's visiting for a while"

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#2679 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:27 AM

 Tiste Simeon, on 30 April 2013 - 08:40 PM, said:

Apologies if this breaches forum rules, I figure its OK...
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP, are we seriously ignoring the part where it says Aston Martin pre-owned (spelled incorrectly)? This is not to say I think it's in breach of forum rules (I don't care whether it is or isn't), this is more in response to the lets-point-out-what-is-SERIOUSLY-wrong-with-this-picture.

Yes, here is a woman, and we can joke about how we don't care that someone has previously OWNED HER - are you the first? Or not? New, or used? Hey, it's Aston Martin, who cares whether we objectify women enough to classify them as "new" or "used"!

:|

And people wonder why I generally try to avoid going outside.

Ok, picture time:

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#2680 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:17 AM

No word of a lie, that is the shittest advertisment I've seen since Hyundai's 'man tries to commit suicide by gassing himself in his car, remains alive due to clean emissions' load of fecal matter ad.

Also, fuck fascism all day erry day.

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#2681 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:34 AM

A picture can say a thousand words, but I only post this for retribution (I Googled "Male Object")

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Now can we get back to funny :(
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#2682 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

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#2683 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM

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ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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#2684 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:04 AM

This guy is huge or his costume is!

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Anyone know what this is?

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#2685 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:14 AM

Apologies. Definitely did not mean to offend anyone with that. Saw it last night, thought it was amusing, on reflection I was wrong. Didn't even notice the spelling mistake (been a tiring week!) Sorry, heres a picture of a lion licking a guy to make it better!

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Edit: stupid phone...

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 01 May 2013 - 08:15 AM

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