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#2532
Illuyankas 
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2533
Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:30 AM
Its funny to me.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2534
High House Dark
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:55 AM
Following up on my last post (wish I could source it, but instead,y'all can have this awesome reference/tutorial concerning boob shapes on armor, which is a very important topic, duh):
Also gpoy:
Also gpoy:
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2535
High House Dark
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:59 AM
Forgot this, i.e. story of everyone's second semester senior year:
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2536
Gust Hubb
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- Around, just quiet....er
Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:13 PM
Illuyankas, on 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM, said:
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Match made in heav...ell.
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"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#2537
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM
Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:
That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.
Why can I not see the picture in your post?
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2538
Baco Xtath
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:00 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:
Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:
That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.
Why can I not see the picture in your post?
No idea. But I added more so people with no tolerance like FUCKING AMPHIBIAN don't neg rep me. The shit hurts, man.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2539
Baco Xtath
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:59 PM
Useful advice/tip I'm sure we can all use:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2541
masan's saddle
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 11:02 AM
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#2542
Shinrei
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:54 PM
Armor your cat all you want....
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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#2543
Kruppe's snacky cakes
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Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:25 PM
masan, on 01 March 2013 - 11:02 AM, said:
Battlecat!
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I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.
#2544
High House Dark
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:48 AM
Speaking of cats (this was too silly/funny to go in the cute thread, imo):
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2545
Darkwatch
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:55 AM
Great minds think alike.
Fools seldom differ.
Fools seldom differ.
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The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#2546
worry
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 03:08 AM
High House Dark, on 03 March 2013 - 02:48 AM, said:
Speaking of cats (this was too silly/funny to go in the cute thread, imo):
Spoiler
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#2547
High House Dark
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 03:42 AM
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2548
Macros
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 09:12 PM
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2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2549
Acorn
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SHHH!!
The walls have feet.
Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:55 PM
I hope this link counts, I don't know where the original video is posted to snatch it from... But watch this and make sure your volume is on... Holy Echidna Penis Batman!!!
Truth about Echidnas
Truth about Echidnas
This post has been edited by Acorn: 06 March 2013 - 01:11 AM
#2551
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 06 March 2013 - 06:52 AM
Apologies modgods, for the gif, but this had to be posted.
BOOGIE DOWN.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
