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#2526 High House Dark

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:20 AM

YUPPPP

Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~

#2527 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:54 AM

Come on, that girl has plenty of armour right?

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2528 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:11 PM

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#2529 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM

This philosoraptor is, like, deep man!

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#2530 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:

That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.

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Edit: For some reason, some of you can't see my picture so have another:
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and more:

This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 26 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2531 worry

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:04 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2532 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2533 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:30 AM

Its funny to me.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.

#2534 High House Dark

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:55 AM

Following up on my last post (wish I could source it, but instead,y'all can have this awesome reference/tutorial concerning boob shapes on armor, which is a very important topic, duh):

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Also gpoy:

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Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~

#2535 High House Dark

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:59 AM

Forgot this, i.e. story of everyone's second semester senior year:

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#2536 Gust Hubb

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:13 PM

Illuyankas, on 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM, said:

Match made in heav...ell.

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#2537 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM

Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:

That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.

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Why can I not see the picture in your post?

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#2538 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:00 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:

Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:

That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.

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Why can I not see the picture in your post?

No idea. But I added more so people with no tolerance like FUCKING AMPHIBIAN don't neg rep me. The shit hurts, man.

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#2539 Baco Xtath

Wait. What?

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:59 PM

Useful advice/tip I'm sure we can all use:
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#2540 worry

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:41 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2541 masan's saddle

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 11:02 AM

worrywort, on 01 March 2013 - 09:41 AM, said:

Meh.

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Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#2542 Shinrei

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:54 PM

Armor your cat all you want....

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#2543 Kruppe's snacky cakes

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:25 PM

masan, on 01 March 2013 - 11:02 AM, said:

Meh.

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Battlecat!

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#2544 High House Dark

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:48 AM

Speaking of cats (this was too silly/funny to go in the cute thread, imo):

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#2545 Darkwatch

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:55 AM

Great minds think alike.

Fools seldom differ.

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The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.