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#2522
Illuyankas 
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:29 AM
Sorry buddy, but having such a grossly offensive first picture goes against all common decency, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to remove the socks and sandals picture. Or at least blur it.
e: Oh man, there's a penis in that picture too?
e2: In case this gif is too huge, here are more pictures of a dick:
e: Oh man, there's a penis in that picture too?
e2: In case this gif is too huge, here are more pictures of a dick:
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 24 February 2013 - 12:32 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2523
Baco Xtath
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:37 PM
Getting dirty are we?
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2524
Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:30 PM
SO its NSFW but no cartoon dicks?
And sorry for the gif but its the best one ever.
And sorry for the gif but its the best one ever.
This post has been edited by Stalking Stonny: 24 February 2013 - 02:46 PM
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2525
A Demon Llama!
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:24 PM
No Touchy.
#2526
High House Dark
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:20 AM
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2527
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:54 AM
Come on, that girl has plenty of armour right?
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2528
Dolmen 2.0
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Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:11 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#2529
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM
This philosoraptor is, like, deep man!
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I Scream
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2530
Baco Xtath
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:
That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.
Edit: For some reason, some of you can't see my picture so have another:
and more:
This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 26 February 2013 - 09:58 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2532
Illuyankas
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2533
Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:30 AM
Its funny to me.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2534
High House Dark
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:55 AM
Following up on my last post (wish I could source it, but instead,y'all can have this awesome reference/tutorial concerning boob shapes on armor, which is a very important topic, duh):
Also gpoy:
Also gpoy:
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2535
High House Dark
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:59 AM
Forgot this, i.e. story of everyone's second semester senior year:
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#2536
Gust Hubb
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 03:13 PM
Illuyankas, on 26 February 2013 - 12:02 AM, said:
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Match made in heav...ell.
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#2537
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM
Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:
That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.
Why can I not see the picture in your post?
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You Scream
We all Scream
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2538
Baco Xtath
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:00 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 February 2013 - 04:58 PM, said:
Baco Xtath, on 25 February 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 February 2013 - 08:51 PM, said:
That "oh, shit!" moment. Looks like he/she's trying to twist away from death.
Why can I not see the picture in your post?
No idea. But I added more so people with no tolerance like FUCKING AMPHIBIAN don't neg rep me. The shit hurts, man.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2539
Baco Xtath
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:59 PM
Useful advice/tip I'm sure we can all use:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
