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#241 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:40 AM

Centz, that picture reminds me of someone ...

If I ate both your brainzzzz, what powerz would I get? :D

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#242 User is offline   Garak 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:46 AM

Found two pics of that Imperator on dev art.

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#243 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:52 AM

What is the background information on that thing?

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#244 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 08:56 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 12 May 2011 - 08:52 AM, said:

What is the background information on that thing?



I CAUGHT YOU APT. I CAUGHT YOU. NEG REP FOR THE NEG REPPER.

My current desktop (no idea what it's from/if it's from something, but it's ridiculous and kinda awesome. Spoiled for size.):

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#245 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 09:16 AM

See now if you'd done that orginially Silencer, you wouldn't have a rebellion on your hands.
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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala
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#246 User is offline   Garak 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 09:35 AM

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What is the background information on that thing?


Taken from the Lexicanum

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The Imperator is one of the larger examples of an Emperor Titan. Only the most battle-hardened Princeps are given command of an Imperator. In comparison to Battle Titans of all classes, Imperators are rare with most Titan Legions only able to field three or four Imperators in a campaign. The Grand Masters of Titan legions often use Imperator Titans, modified to a greater or lesser degree, as mobile headquarters. From here they issue commands to the whole legion or even lead vital assaults personally if the situation warrants it.

Imperators are employed most of the time as vast mobile fortresses to strengthen vulnerable sectors of the battlefront or to act as a reserve force behind the front-line. When a major offensive begins, Imperator Titans spearhead massive assaults of men and machines, their terrifying firepower blasting a path through enemy lines.

A complete company of infantry plus supporting troops can be housed on board the Imperator to guard it against infantry assault or be transported to a vital objective.

The Imperator is configured to deliver salvos of devastation at all ranges, the fire intensifying as the Imperator closes with its target. However, Imperators are not normally equipped to fight other Titans in close combat. Instead they rely on their deadly firepower to cripple opponents before they get too close.3

According to the scale diagram from the Imperator's Apocalypse datasheet, it stands approximately 39" tall on tabletop, equivalent to 55.5 meters (166ft) in real life.

Dies Irae,2 the famous Chaos Imperator Titan that laid siege to the Imperial Palace, was stated as being 43m (130ft) tall, though it is by no means clear that Dies Irae had cathedral spires, serving as it was during the time of the Imperial Truth.


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Posted 12 May 2011 - 10:19 AM

View PostCyphon, on 12 May 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

See now if you'd done that orginially Silencer, you wouldn't have a rebellion on your hands.



Did everyone miss the part where the board wouldn't allow image uploads? I was kinda busy, doing important, admin-y stuff.

Besides, 'rebellions' are fun. They give me something to do when the board isn't crashing and/or burning. :D

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#248 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 12:29 PM

Yeah, but you could link pics from offsite as usual. You're just lazy.

Also, if we're allowing desktops, here's a small selection from my misc folder:

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(small is perhaps a slight lie)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 12:47 PM

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:35 PM

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...and I love this one cause I LOATHE hipsters!

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:45 PM

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I want to go to there...

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...and the award for coolest kid ever goes to...

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 01:50 PM

 Garak, on 12 May 2011 - 08:46 AM, said:

Found two pics of that Imperator on dev art.

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That thing is pretty sweet, but only in its size. As in you could have a full Warhammer battle on it even though it is a "figurine" itself.

Aside from size, it kinda sucks. It really, really lacks detail for something so huge, and what a boring-ass paintjob.

When you've got that much blank canvas to work with, you don't just leave it blank. All of those armor panels should be polluted with battle scars and sweet detailed paintjobs, runes, insignias, etc...and it should have a massive crew of equally cool-painted guys all over it to fill in the platforms.

Example: if you're going to use beer glasses for towers on top, at least *try* to disguise the fact that they're beer glasses....a flat grey paintjob ain't cutting it.

Not saying I could have done better, but the guy who built it definitely could have.

and a picture so I don't get fucking neg-repped.

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a wallpaper of my new favourite video game. Seriously having fun with it. Alone. At night..........eek!

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#253 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:21 PM

Dead Space wallpapers, you say?

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 02:34 PM

I first read Illy's picture as "Ninjas can't catch the Emperor's Finnest"

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:53 AM

It walks - LIKE A MAN!??!

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Nature has gone crazy!!!

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Good boy, Fido. Good boy!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM

No sleeping in lectures!
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:08 AM

 Gothos, on 13 May 2011 - 07:32 AM, said:

No sleeping in lectures!
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Pretty girl.

Don't fall asleep with yoghurt in your hand:
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and twitter in 1940:
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 11:43 AM

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The translation:

Milton Blok, go fuck your own wife, and stay away from mine!

In the same vein (metro uk):
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edit 2: the answer to her question is probably: "yes".

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 02:38 PM

And to complete my triptych:

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:12 PM

What is "it?" :D

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