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Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:36 AM
lol .The above supposedly Arabic text is saying: " Ye my uncle Ye my uncle office in Ye my uncle in office " ...
yeah whatever . with your stupid rules ...
yeah whatever . with your stupid rules ...
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#2114
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 11:31 AM
EmperorMagus, on 21 September 2012 - 06:36 AM, said:
lol .The above supposedly Arabic text is saying: " Ye my uncle Ye my uncle office in Ye my uncle in office " ...
I would get a picture on that post before you get neg repped. This is your friendly, and final warning.
I know. This probably might make some Americans annoyed, but come on, that picture of the American couple is just flipping hilarious!
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#2115
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 10:17 PM
Why do I live in a world where people might need to be told this?
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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 11:18 PM
@SM
Ahem ...
http://knowyourmeme....iquette-posters
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Ahem ...
http://knowyourmeme....iquette-posters
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#2117
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:23 AM
Yeah, but I think the problem Solid Monkey is trying to get at is that there really are people who need this kind of public service announcement. Along with reminders not to take a piss, shit, vomit, spit, tag the walls and blast your stupid MTV music while you're on the public transport.
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#2118
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 01:10 PM
Apt has hit the nail on the head.
And in other news...
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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 01:59 PM
Disclaimer: The Toblakai in my nick is in no way Karsa but the spawn of a Thelomen Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon.
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
Disclaimer to the disclaimer: Thinks about his signature and wonders how on earth would a Toblakai and the Otataral Dragon...create offspring?
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 05:59 PM
Darkwatch, on 20 September 2012 - 02:01 AM, said:
So this was odd.
Until I remembered that Google listens in on my chats.
Until I remembered that Google listens in on my chats.
Silly Google. Why would Darkwatch want a 3100 when the 3700 has been out for years?
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Posted 23 September 2012 - 05:28 PM
I know gifs aren't exactly welcomed, but...
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Posted 23 September 2012 - 10:25 PM
No Touchy.
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:17 AM
Just like the previous photo, I took this one myself.
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#2128
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:31 AM
Tiny pterosaur!
Nemicolopterus:
Epoch: Cretaceous
Size: Wingspan of 25cm
Nemicolopterus was a pterosaur, to put it simply. It did however have something that made it different from a lot of the pterosaurs that we now have as a stereotype; that is it’s size. At only 25cm wing tip to wing tip nemicolopterus is the smallest known genus of pterosaur ever found. It’s size puts it in the range of modern pigeons and sparrows. It’s size as well as small curved claws on it’s hands suggest that it lived predominantly in the tops of trees. Here it was easily protected by the density of tree branches and such. It was also able to find it’s prey here which were small insects. It is likely that it spent it’s time moving from tree to tree until it had had it’s fill. From an evolutionary standpoint nemicolopterus also has a high significance. Because it is believed that from this small pterosaur, larger pterosaurs such as quetzalcoatlus evolved. This makes nemicolopterus an evolutionary stepping stone. However it’s significance is not limited to what it would evolve into; it’s important to remember that this was truly a magnificent animal and would have been amazing to see in the wild.
Nemicolopterus:
Epoch: Cretaceous
Size: Wingspan of 25cm
Nemicolopterus was a pterosaur, to put it simply. It did however have something that made it different from a lot of the pterosaurs that we now have as a stereotype; that is it’s size. At only 25cm wing tip to wing tip nemicolopterus is the smallest known genus of pterosaur ever found. It’s size puts it in the range of modern pigeons and sparrows. It’s size as well as small curved claws on it’s hands suggest that it lived predominantly in the tops of trees. Here it was easily protected by the density of tree branches and such. It was also able to find it’s prey here which were small insects. It is likely that it spent it’s time moving from tree to tree until it had had it’s fill. From an evolutionary standpoint nemicolopterus also has a high significance. Because it is believed that from this small pterosaur, larger pterosaurs such as quetzalcoatlus evolved. This makes nemicolopterus an evolutionary stepping stone. However it’s significance is not limited to what it would evolve into; it’s important to remember that this was truly a magnificent animal and would have been amazing to see in the wild.
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 02:39 PM
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This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 26 September 2012 - 02:42 PM
but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
