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#1921 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:31 AM

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#1922 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

View PostShinrei, on 28 July 2012 - 05:17 AM, said:

(I imagine John Stewart doing the voice)

But you didn't have to chuck me out
Make out like you're independent and the Queen means nothing
I don't even need your tax
But you treat me like a tyrant and it feels so lax

No you didn't have to stoop so low
Choose a new official language and then change your money
It's been years since my empire's grown
Look at all these countries that I used to own


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1923 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:39 PM

This, right here, is how you motivate kids... or well, anybody that loves their internet.

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#1924 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:53 AM

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#1925 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 01:17 AM

Look at the one on the left. Look at its goddamn smug face. I have it open in a tab and keep glancing back at it and bursting out laughing and this has been going on for over an hour. Look at that ridiculous face.
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#1926 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:17 AM

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#1927 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:37 AM

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I will never understand Haute Couture :)
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#1928 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:50 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1929 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:00 AM

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FINISH HIM
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AMERICA
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1930 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:14 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1931 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:19 PM

(more pics, as and when I can be bothered)

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1932 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 07:14 PM

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further to illy's psalm above



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some days at work....

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but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
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#1933 User is offline   Ishamael 

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:36 AM

Saw this in a Thai restaurant (Bangkok)

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#1934 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 03:26 PM

Behold! That's some dirty, dirty artwork right there.

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#1935 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:16 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#1936 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:16 AM

If you don't like spiders, don't look...

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:04 AM

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 06:02 AM

Oh man, I've seen that Black Knight Rises pic before but I only just now noticed the killer rabbit in the background. Brilliant.

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#1939 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:45 AM

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#1940 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:00 AM

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