That's epic. In one of my campaigns we were fighting a dragon (that the DM had accidentally rolled up one size-class too large) and it was fucking curbstomping us. Fighter went down, cleric went down, ranger went down, and the dragon was basically still at full HP.
The only people still up were me (rogue/swashbuckler) and my brother (the sorceror). Oh, and I took a blast of blinding poison to the face and critical-failed (natural 1) my save and was permanently blinded.
My brother still had basically all of his spells, and other than being blind, I was at full HP. So we said "LET'S DO THIS". I asked the DM if Magic-Missile made a significantly audible blast on impact, and he said yes. So we 2 manned this dragon while I used the blasts from my brother's every-round magic-missile spam to make listen checks for my attacks and movement. It helped that I was a werecat, too (good hearing).
I tossed my off-hand weapon so I could use 2 different weapon feats to boost my 1hand damage and attack rolls. Dodging shit like a maniac, the dragon get's me down to ~3 hp. The dragon makes a swipe at my brother, and critical hits him for all of his hp. However, this gets me a free sneak attack, and I CRITICAL HIT, and kill him.
So I'm sitting there, blind, almost dead, in the middle of a dragon's lair FULL OF SWEET LOOT, and I can't do a damned thing.
Who was impressed?
everyone.gif (1.39MB)
Number of downloads: 0
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->