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#1726 User is offline   Blend 

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:54 PM

View Postfrookenhauer, on 06 June 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

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Can anyone else see 5? I am gay, and I can't see anything in 5, just wondering if this is actually true, or if it's just a trick?

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#1727 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:56 PM

I'll let you know tomorrow blend

But meanwhile...this:

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#1728 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 12:57 PM

Blend...it's a tarp!

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#1729 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:19 PM

Hey, I would...

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#1730 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:04 PM

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Bored at work...so I'm wasting some time looking at pics...this ones coool:

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#1731 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:26 PM

Since you asked Frook:

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#1732 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:52 PM

still bored...

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Brilliant

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Mind=blown

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:28 AM

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 07:45 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1735 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:00 AM

More truth from the internetz

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#1736 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:47 PM

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:57 PM

Spoilered for huge size.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:45 PM

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 07:05 PM

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#1740 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:10 PM

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 11:44 PM

That's epic. In one of my campaigns we were fighting a dragon (that the DM had accidentally rolled up one size-class too large) and it was fucking curbstomping us. Fighter went down, cleric went down, ranger went down, and the dragon was basically still at full HP.

The only people still up were me (rogue/swashbuckler) and my brother (the sorceror). Oh, and I took a blast of blinding poison to the face and critical-failed (natural 1) my save and was permanently blinded.

My brother still had basically all of his spells, and other than being blind, I was at full HP. So we said "LET'S DO THIS". I asked the DM if Magic-Missile made a significantly audible blast on impact, and he said yes. So we 2 manned this dragon while I used the blasts from my brother's every-round magic-missile spam to make listen checks for my attacks and movement. It helped that I was a werecat, too (good hearing).

I tossed my off-hand weapon so I could use 2 different weapon feats to boost my 1hand damage and attack rolls. Dodging shit like a maniac, the dragon get's me down to ~3 hp. The dragon makes a swipe at my brother, and critical hits him for all of his hp. However, this gets me a free sneak attack, and I CRITICAL HIT, and kill him.

So I'm sitting there, blind, almost dead, in the middle of a dragon's lair FULL OF SWEET LOOT, and I can't do a damned thing.

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#1742 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 12:16 AM

You should write a series of novels based on that adventure.

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 06:37 AM

Now the Oatmeal got into a fight with Funny Junk (never heard of the place).

EDIT: Big picture is big - try this link if you want instead: http://theoatmeal.co...unnyjunk_letter

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 10:21 PM

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#1745 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:30 AM

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