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#1086 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 12:45 AM

 Tattersail, on 20 December 2011 - 11:31 AM, said:

Clever Cat

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What clever cat has failed to realize is that this door opens towards him. And he will never get it open with his scratching post in the way.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#1087 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 01:32 AM

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#1088 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 04:25 AM

 Dusty Gillie Suit, on 20 December 2011 - 11:36 AM, said:

Tats if you are just going to straight up post half the stuff from the chive I'm going to start neg repping you ;)

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My favourite part of this post is how you reposted something I stuck in the thread a while back.

Also Shiara the unclean animals were in twos and the clean ones - like sheep - were in sevens, thank you QI.


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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1089 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 06:07 AM

Doubleposting without a care like a boss but this image here? Originally posted October 21st.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1090 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 12:09 PM

Illy, is that for real???
If so, holy shit.

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 04:28 PM

 Aptorius, on 20 December 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

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The best thing about this one is when I posted it a number of pages ago. ;)

Oh you asshats!

LOL

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#1092 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 04:48 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 21 December 2011 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostAptorius, on 20 December 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

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The best thing about this one is when I posted it a number of pages ago. ;)


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#1093 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 06:46 PM

A tragic tale...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#1094 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 01:00 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 01:33 PM

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and here's who is responsible for this fluffy and utterly cute and awesome disrepect of public and private property:

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:23 PM

Hand crafted Nazgul armour via: LINK
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 12:19 AM

Your shennanigans will not be missed.

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 07:17 PM

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No Touchy.
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Posted 29 December 2011 - 05:28 PM

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#1100 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 12:54 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:30 AM

Personally, I'm not sure why that umbrella is so exciting...

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 09:49 AM

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 12:44 PM

This is why the Ring doesn't scare Sombra.

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#1104 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:15 AM

No, but your ring scares me :D

I give you ... CANADIAN SUPERHEROES!!!!

The Werewolf of London, Ontario
The Green Gable (great times a lot grandSON of Anne of Green Gables ... yes that's a DUDE in the skirt)
Cat o' Nine Tails

Awesome, eh? :D

http://krakowstudios...01/26/01262011/

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#1105 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 02:56 AM

Why is a Canadian superhero a Japanese mythical creature? Could it not have been a Jack Mistigri? Or a Sasquatch? Would these not have been a better slight on Canadian stereotypes? Speaking of stereotypes, why is there no trapper/fur trader or lumberjack? Where is the Mountie?

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The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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