[Use Of Weapons]

Neocount Cicero, on 14 April 2011 - 02:01 PM, said:

Mott, on 14 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:

If I was going to go down that route it would have to be Masan Gilani for sure, not only is her character awesome but her personality is great.

I feel like you're forgetting a crucial feature.

I think he's referring to her pert, sweet personailties. I bet she also has enormous tracts of land.

[nacht]

General Pattonhammer, on 14 April 2011 - 12:00 AM, said:

Menandore

Don't resist boys, just relax and let her take control.

Ha ha.. True
That was probably the craziest women rapes man scene in the history of fiction

[Powder]

Not one vote for Mogora?! Really?! Think about it... Think of all the possibilities D'ivers spiders offers!

-powder

[Mentalist]

not gonna be too original
probably Lostara or Apsalar.

maybe Smiles, too. but i'd have to make sure she's not hiding any knives anywhere.

[KingTeholBeddict]

Hmmm... So many people have said Envy... I have to agree with them...

But hell I'd gladly go for Spite...

[Tiste Simeon]

Err... obviously the Mhybe!

Wait, what?

[RodeoRanch]

Feather Witch!

[Darkwatch]

RodeoRanch, on 14 April 2011 - 08:41 PM, said:

Feather Witch!

I hear she catches the eye.

[Paran]

Nice thread. The list is long

Sordiko definitely got the imagination going, but do you really want Pust's sloppy seconds?? Just don't think about it dude, she's hot!
Apsalar was/is definitely my kinda girl.
Envy
Spite
Masan Gilani
Chalice D'Arle
Stonny
Lorn
Korlat
Lostara
T'amber
Queen of Life
Scillara
Seran Pedac
Kilava Onass
.......

Of all those, I think Sordiko, Apsala and Masan were the ones that left an impression....

waht?

This post has been edited by Paran: 15 April 2011 - 07:57 AM

[D'rek]

38 posts until a Hellian and none of you have mentioned how easy she'd be? I'm both proud and ashamed of our malazan men-folk!

[Tapper]

D, on 15 April 2011 - 07:44 PM, said:

38 posts until a Hellian and none of you have mentioned how easy she'd be? I'm both proud and ashamed of our malazan men-folk!

I seriously doubt she'd be easy to get in the sack. Grabbing Skulldeath aside, everyone keeps their hands off her (there's also Urb to thank for that)... Also, drunk sex equates bad quality sex (unless you're both drunk, but that's a different story).

Anyway, for me, there would probably only be Envy at the top of the list. Because physical perfection aside, she's two parts fun, one part selfish and petulant, one part childish, half a part high maintenance, one part unexpected sympathy and a half part possessive (for as long as she cares) which makes her interesting. I think in many ways, she's a more developed character than any of the other ladies on the list.

Massive gap....

As my number two choice, Appsalar, awesomeness made flesh. However, she's imho a tad bit too sad and inconsolable (although I wouldn't mind being the sensitive type with her), Masan is undeniably sumptuous but more to lust after than to date. Hellian is funny, but I bet not when you're close up with her. Blend is the same, in a different way.

The early Stonny is awesome. See Envy. Only with a different mix. However, the later Stonny is a sad, sad story and she's the kind of person you either have to want to heal or leave alone if you're a decent bloke.

Hetan scares me, mostly because I can't do carwheels.
Well, that, and she's the stereotype teenage wet dream that you're ashamed of a year after you hit the bed (and floor, and wall, and kitchen table, and dresser stand) with her - a man's view of what female sexual empowerment should be rather than the real thing.
I'd much rather go down for a one-nighter with the TA High priestess - a few hundred thousand years of experience, beautiful, and casual rather than brazen about sex.

This post has been edited by Tapper: 15 April 2011 - 09:44 PM

[Ulrik]

Lostara because of my likeness to exotic girls... (put that knife away honey)...Scillara because...well, because she is beautiful and doesnt make big drama over one sex ... (erm...did you see me through that rustleaf smoke?)...and Queen Abrastal because she is redhead, cynical and funny ... (why are you staring at that errand boy?)...

And probably Letherii Concubine...just because she must be hot and intelligent

[Kanese S's]

But there are so many cool women in the Malazan world to choose from!

Sorry/Apsalar at the top of the list, of course, and Smiles. I like a bit of dangerous. Apsalar edging out Smiles because the latter is... well... a bit too much on the murderous, psychotic side. I would be scared of both of them, but more of Smiles.

Shurq Elalle would be hilarious and fun as well as hot. Yeah, yeah, I know she's dead. Don't care, she's awesome.

Hellian is really cool, but, well, barf is gross. I did seriously "d'awwwwwwww" near the end of TCG

Spoiler

for her and Urb

Nightchill always seemed mysterious and cool to me. Maybe would not be as interesting if knew more about her, but who knows?

Korlat I think is really hot and awesome, also she can turn into a dragon.

Even though she's not really one of the mains, I liked Skanarow's character a lot. Especially after Kindly pointed out the meaning of her nom d'guerre.

I also really like Janath. Hot teacher and such. Could have conversations about politics and history while in bed. I wonder if she wears glasses.