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Hands down the hottest female character.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:03 PM
Yep, I'd do a number on Apsalar. Make her forget about emoface Crokus for awhile, that's for sure.
Hands down the hottest female character.
Hands down the hottest female character.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:16 PM
I'm gay, but Scillara has to be the most refreshingly openly sexual woman in the entire series. So down to earth, too.
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:33 PM
jitsukerr, on 13 April 2011 - 02:16 PM, said:
I'm gay, but Scillara has to be the most refreshingly openly sexual woman in the entire series. So down to earth, too.
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
Ive actually had more men comment on the Ladys thread then women, so feel free to add your opinion there! and i commented on both XD
plus, i created the ladys one just for the hell of it and to see if i could get the female fans to be more active, i feel like were out numbered
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:59 PM
Sulty from the Phoenix Inn. She seems so innocent.
......what?
......what?
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:00 PM
I have already commented :-P Besides, my main issue with the titles is that I'm a fan of men, so "Something for the man fans" makes me think that thread is totally for me.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:22 PM
@ Shadow throne: You are outnumbered. You should have seen the disastrous "Hawt guys thread" that was the counter to the "Hawt girls thread". 95% of the pictures were posted by men.
As for me, Envy is probably the best looking of all the women on Wu, but I'm sure she'd kill me before I even had time to say hello.
Lostara Yil has an appeal, but I've never found any real investment to her character.
Also, like Stormy, the Empress must be something.
Samar Dev being one of the sanest characters, as well as being attractive, is one of the women I'd really like to meet.
Two Tiste Andii interest me Korlat and that Tiste Andii priestess in Black Coral in TtH.
And Shell.
As for me, Envy is probably the best looking of all the women on Wu, but I'm sure she'd kill me before I even had time to say hello.
Lostara Yil has an appeal, but I've never found any real investment to her character.
Also, like Stormy, the Empress must be something.
Samar Dev being one of the sanest characters, as well as being attractive, is one of the women I'd really like to meet.
Two Tiste Andii interest me Korlat and that Tiste Andii priestess in Black Coral in TtH.
And Shell.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 04:05 PM
How could I forget the Matron of the K'chain!!!
What a hottie!!!
She may not be all there, but man oh man, what a tail on her.
What a hottie!!!
She may not be all there, but man oh man, what a tail on her.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:11 PM
Well since the men commented on the ladies thread, I'm go ahead and post here 
If I ever went gay for anyone it would have to be Korlat, I think.
And Apsalar's described as being really hot too, so she'd be number two.
Or... if I go gay I might as well do it properly and go for a threesome
If I ever went gay for anyone it would have to be Korlat, I think.
And Apsalar's described as being really hot too, so she'd be number two.
Or... if I go gay I might as well do it properly and go for a threesome
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:12 PM
jitsukerr, on 13 April 2011 - 02:16 PM, said:
I'm gay, but Scillara has to be the most refreshingly openly sexual woman in the entire series. So down to earth, too.
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
I think the people who named both of these threads suffer from an entirely too blinkered view of human sexuality's breadth (hur hur).
Hehe don't feel excluded! I was just trying to be silly and reference the other thread!
All are welcome to share their thoughts on the most attractive female character, regardless of gender
That being said I would like to change the subject and declare my favorite Transsexual in the series to be Orfantal
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 09:28 PM
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:00 AM
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:10 AM
I'm asexual, but I have it on very good authority1 that Sordiko Qualm is devastatingly attractive.
1 A certain Dal Honese priest with impeccable taste in women
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 03:45 AM
top 4 BBW women of malaz:
1: rucket (in disguise)
2: rumjugs
3: sweetlard
4: bala the high mage
1: rucket (in disguise)
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3: sweetlard
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 11:53 AM
Sa'yless Lorthal because she was the only female I liked.
Otherwise, Blend or Lostara - because they were the only other females I didn't want to see die.
Otherwise, Blend or Lostara - because they were the only other females I didn't want to see die.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:02 PM
Lostara Yil - that playful flirting with Pearl was quite ... whew ... hot in here ...
I'd also like to see if her tattoos included a tramp stamp. Not that I normally go for tattoos, but science demands an answer!
Daylight
Apsalar - my Asian thang. Plus the danger. And the flexibility.
Spite - because while Envy is hawt, she seems like waaaaaay too much maintenance (Uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world ...). Spite would be up for teh casual naughties. I bet she's a dirty bird too.
I'd also like to see if her tattoos included a tramp stamp. Not that I normally go for tattoos, but science demands an answer!
Daylight
Apsalar - my Asian thang. Plus the danger. And the flexibility.
Spite - because while Envy is hawt, she seems like waaaaaay too much maintenance (Uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world ...). Spite would be up for teh casual naughties. I bet she's a dirty bird too.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:33 PM
Lostara struck me as being physically hottest, though I think I'd find her personality really irritating. Envy may be close in terms of sheer physical beauty but self-centered pouty manipulative people are a major turn-off. Entertaining to read about, but that's as close as I want to get!
I really liked Rucket and Shurq Elalle for their blatant but matter of fact lustfulness
And sense of humor.
Oh, and Blend! Because she's sly. And dangerous. And funny.
And Tavore, because quiet, stoic nerds are hot.
I really liked Rucket and Shurq Elalle for their blatant but matter of fact lustfulness
And sense of humor.Oh, and Blend! Because she's sly. And dangerous. And funny.
And Tavore, because quiet, stoic nerds are hot.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 01:51 PM
I think Hellian is my soul mate but it would never work out - who would kill the spiders?
If I was going to go down that route it would have to be Masan Gilani for sure, not only is her character awesome but her personality is great.
If I was going to go down that route it would have to be Masan Gilani for sure, not only is her character awesome but her personality is great.
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 02:01 PM
Mott, on 14 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:
If I was going to go down that route it would have to be Masan Gilani for sure, not only is her character awesome but her personality is great.
I feel like you're forgetting a crucial feature.
Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:
How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
