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Something for the Lady fans Which MBotF character are you most attracted to, and why?

#41 Ceda Cicero

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 05:53 PM

Mott, on 28 March 2011 - 06:57 PM, said:

I have to admit I was quite in love with Itkovian while reading MoI, he'd be a bit of a challenge though.

You're damn right he'd be a challenge. "I am not yet done" is only fun until the novelty wears off. Posted Image

Eventually you just want to cuddle or smoke a cigarette or something.

This post has been edited by Cicero: 29 March 2011 - 06:26 PM

Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

#42 Mott

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 06:42 PM

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You're damn right he'd be a challenge. "I am not yet done" is only fun until the novelty wears off. public/style_emoticons/default/apt2.gif Eventually you just want to cuddle or smoke a cigarette or something.

You make a good point and it might get a little frustrating when he decided he needed to 'embrace' everyone.

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#43 worry

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 09:19 PM

Who would have thought a fantasy fiction forum would have so much geeked out sexual tension bubbling just below the surface??

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#44 ShadowThorne

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 05:08 AM

worrywort, on 29 March 2011 - 09:19 PM, said:

Who would have thought a fantasy fiction forum would have so much geeked out sexual tension bubbling just below the surface??

Geeked out sexual tension? Maybe... or just TRUE dedication XD
Who can help but to fall in love with this series and its characters??

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#45 Terez

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 05:47 AM

Poor Crokus. No one wants him.

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#46 worry

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 06:24 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#47 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 08:54 AM

wtf is that?!

and I'll take Crokus...he's so cute

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#48 Shiara

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 09:11 AM

Dolmen, on 29 March 2011 - 01:20 PM, said:

shocked no one feelz teh love for good ol' gruntle...let me say this via inner pimp...

ladies, you want this...

Ugh, that picture makes me cringe every time I see it

ShadowThorne, on 29 March 2011 - 05:36 PM, said:

Anomandaris_For_The_Win, on 29 March 2011 - 12:20 PM, said:

pfff, reading all the other posts makes me realise how many I forgot to mention the first time
Nimander, gods I just LOVE him (almost as much as I love Rake)
Icarium, cause he's just the sweetest thing ever
Mappo, same reason as Icarium
oh and Twist, just because I am curious

Rooster, on 29 March 2011 - 11:11 AM, said:

Why choose? Crack open a bottle of Quorl Milk and have them all.

totally agree.... One massive Malazan Orgy, please Posted Image

Yes please! XD

Two words: sausage fest.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#49 Feathersmith

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 11:36 AM

Terez, on 30 March 2011 - 05:47 AM, said:

Poor Crokus. No one wants him.

He is way too young for me. Very cute, but VERY young. I would feel dirty, and not in the fun way.

Besides, he has a girl, no need to feel sorry for him.

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#50 Loki

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 04:28 AM

Whiskeyjack - partly because he is awesome, partly because I have a thing for battle worn men, partly because I have a thing for older men and partly because I often think of him as a bearded Sean Bean :gando:

Quick Ben would be my choice for a one night stand.

But I'd totally end up marrying Brys...who could resist such nobility?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#51 D'rek

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 04:49 AM

Wow, I thought the younger men would be getting all the love, but look at all these Fiddler, Udinaas, WJ, etc lovers...

There's really not very many physical descriptions to go on other than age and Ublala's length. Age is a pretty big factor for me, and more so because there's few other physical traits known. Urb is probably around 20ish which is just about right for me, and seems like a wonderful combination of devotion and muscles, though he can still hold a decent conversation. There's something about Deadsmell that I really like but have no idea what it is... Ganoes Paran would probably be my number one choice, though. GotM and MoI both state he's attractive and I can live with a missing ear. He's smart and loyal, but seems to know how to have some fun, too, which is something you just don't get in every Master of the Deck. Plus you save a ton on travel expenses by just carding everywhere. Also...

Spoiler

Quick Ben sounds like a nice little fling, but I'm a bit wary of anyone who can Mockra me into thinking he's performing better than he really is...

and if I was absolutely batshit insane and kinky - Bauchelain with some bloodwine.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#52 Tapper

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:30 AM

You know, D'rek, be careful what you're asking for....:

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#53 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:50 AM

Lulz.

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#54 Feathersmith

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 02:40 PM

D, on 31 March 2011 - 04:49 AM, said:

Age is important, agreed!

Which is why I prefer Whiskeyjack, and Rallick Nom (NOM NOM NOM), and Murillio, over most of the younger human men. Competence and confidence are sexy! And most younger dudes - while they are certainly nice to look at! - are kinda lacking in those areas.

As well as lacking in other kinds of experience.

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#55 Adhara

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:01 PM

Anomander Rake is the sexiest man (eeeh... and dragon, too) in the world! What a pity he is not real! Real life sucks!

And I think if I were gay, I would love Korlat. In fact, I find her sexy, too. Of course, she can´t beat Anomadaris, but still...

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#56 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 04:19 PM

I agree with most of the stuff everybody has said in this forum about all the characters, but my favourite is still Karsa Orlong- and not just because he is a big fella….They way he turns out from Toblakai in DHG over when he left his village leading his two friends inHoC all the way to the arena of the champions in Letheras in RG is brilliant. He is aggravating at times, I agree, but at the same time he is considerate, loyal, and honest about himself- no pretence, no games, and he stands up for those who need somebody to stand up for them. I respect the way he changed from when he was a young warrior riding out to burn down the world to somebody who has reflected on himself, his views, his life, and learnt from all of his experiences. So maybe I fancy the character development SE worked through with Karsa Orlong, but if I was in Samar Dev's place, I would know him when he walks into the arena to face Rhulad.

This character has a lot of potential to just turn out like your ordinary thug, but he doesn't. There is a lot more to him than meets the eye- and that is already quite an eyeful....

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 03 April 2011 - 04:21 PM

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#57 SpectreofEschaton

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 04:46 PM

How is the answer to this thread anything but Iskaral Pust?

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#58 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 07:08 PM

we ladyfolk may be surprised with iskaral pust- his wife being Mogora, a Dal'Hon witch...

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but are they worth preserving?
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#59 Gatekeeper

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 08:29 PM

I wonder what SE would think about this thread?

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#60 jr_goddess

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 09:51 PM

Another vote for Anomander Rake! Tall, dark and handsome, FTW!

Quick Ben for second place, though I hope his nickname has nothing to do with his...performance.

Third...Silchas Ruin. He's mostly quiet, and seems like the sensitive type. ::Drool::