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Disturbing things your friends say

#21 King Bear

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:03 PM

Clockwork Apt, on 08 March 2011 - 02:53 PM, said:

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 01:21 PM, said:

Her: "I'd choose dolphins because they're the only other creatures who get pleasure out of sex."

Interesting. Again, I won't pass this on to her.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:06 PM

Clockwork Apt, on 08 March 2011 - 02:53 PM, said:

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 01:21 PM, said:

Her: "I'd choose dolphins because they're the only other creatures who get pleasure out of sex."

What nonsense. Plenty of animals get pleasure out of sex. Pigs are said to have 45 minute long orgasms or something to that effect. Chimps have been observed to have sex just for the fun of it or to kill time.

Now on topic. I'd chose a tiger... a giant female tiger.

Because if I am going to die having sex it might as well be fucking awesome.

now this is not on topic but it is an epic post of awesome nonetheless, the topic is what our friends may say, I however will agree with you, no better way than a giant Tigress

Grrr

ps repping you just for thinking of it :rofl:

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#23 King Bear

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:06 PM

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 02:30 PM, said:

Gothos, on 08 March 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Maybe you should dress and sing like a dolphin to get into her knickers.

maybe she is using this as a way to bring up the subject to see how you respond, maybe she wants you.. why not take Gothos' advice and see how things go?

edit - and let us know how things go too

If I can find a dolphin suit, I'll let you know.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:08 PM

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 03:06 PM, said:

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 02:30 PM, said:

Gothos, on 08 March 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Maybe you should dress and sing like a dolphin to get into her knickers.

maybe she is using this as a way to bring up the subject to see how you respond, maybe she wants you.. why not take Gothos' advice and see how things go?

edit - and let us know how things go too

If I can find a dolphin suit, I'll let you know.

I hope these images work, if not, I have also attached a link you can get a dolphin fancy dress outfit from.

http://www.google.co...=1t:429,r:1,s:0

http://www.google.co...s:0&tx=43&ty=76

www.fancydress.com › ... › Hire Costume › Animal Hire Costumes

Go BOMBUR!!

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#25 Aptorian

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:19 PM

Well, talking about disturbing conversations, A lady came up to me in the super market I work in and asked me where the sugar free cereal was. I was bewildered for a moment and asked her if she meant organic cereal and pointed at various organic grain products, but she was adamant, she was looking for our sugar free cereal. Sugar free oatmeal in fact. I tried pointing out to her that plants consist mainly out of carbohydrates. Plants ARE sugar. You can't have plants with out sugar in some form. (Well, okay I am sure there are crazy jungle plants out there that are made out of silicone or beef or something, but). She didn't believe me so I began to explain to her how photosynthesis work and and she got angry and told me not to patronise her and stormed off.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:21 PM

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 03:08 PM, said:

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 03:06 PM, said:

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 02:30 PM, said:

Gothos, on 08 March 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Maybe you should dress and sing like a dolphin to get into her knickers.

maybe she is using this as a way to bring up the subject to see how you respond, maybe she wants you.. why not take Gothos' advice and see how things go?

edit - and let us know how things go too

If I can find a dolphin suit, I'll let you know.

This is getting bizarre.

lulz.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:23 PM

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 03:08 PM, said:

Bombur, on 08 March 2011 - 03:06 PM, said:

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 02:30 PM, said:

Gothos, on 08 March 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Maybe you should dress and sing like a dolphin to get into her knickers.

maybe she is using this as a way to bring up the subject to see how you respond, maybe she wants you.. why not take Gothos' advice and see how things go?

edit - and let us know how things go too

If I can find a dolphin suit, I'll let you know.

This is getting bizarre.

lulz.

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now just cut a hole...

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:24 PM

Clockwork Apt, on 08 March 2011 - 03:19 PM, said:

I can actually imagine you talking her through photosynthesis :rofl:

this made me laugh

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#29 King Bear

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:25 PM

Clockwork Apt, on 08 March 2011 - 03:19 PM, said:

At my college at uni I once tried to explain to the cleaning guy that, no, humans had not in fact landed a space-craft on the sun.

He left unconvinced.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 05:23 PM

I think I'd go for bottlenose dolphins.

Long snouts and sexy sonar domes.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 06:25 PM

Tattersail, on 08 March 2011 - 02:21 PM, said:

what bit? does she like the scarred ones? has she ever actually practised any you know "experimenting"?

Yes, she has.

And that's why she can never go to Seaworld ever again.

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 06:36 PM

Male dolphins ram and batter female dolphins and deny them sleep and food until they have sex with them. They are a species of gang rapists.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:01 PM

9 out of 10 dolphins enjoy gang rape

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:34 PM

I'm looking at this pic with a whole new perspective!

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:46 PM

Do I even want to know where you found that? Oh well, apparently there is more than one person who really, really "likes" dolphins. Now I'm wondering if that dolphin is a male or not. If not then the whole thing becomes even weirder.

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:00 AM

Personally, I'd go for squids. Just think of what all those arms could do, nevermind the head...

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 08:49 AM

Gothos, on 08 March 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Maybe you should dress and sing like a dolphin to get into her knickers.

Maybe he should leave out the bit about being "faster than lightning" when he serenades her, accompanied by a whalesong CD.

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#38 Gothos

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 08:51 AM

He probably should, yeah.

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 09:06 AM

Garak, on 08 March 2011 - 09:46 PM, said:

It's probably from an add by a firm that organises trips where physically/mentally handicapped people can swim with dolphins, either in the tropics or in a Sea World, as apparently anyone who does it gets real positive vibes from it - and purely judging from the shape of his face, I think the guy may be suffering from Down Syndrome - in that context, I'd say the pic might actually be more endearing than creepy.

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