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Disturbing things your friends say

#41 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 09:13 AM

I have, er, received a picture from him for confirmation, to have a look at the, er, prospects click the spoiler below. Not for the faint hearted...

Spoiler

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#42 cerveza_fiesta

Outdoor Tractivities !

Group: Malazan Artist
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Location:Fredericton, NB, Canada
Interests:beer, party.

Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:15 PM

OK so all of the above....

And imagine it with Darwin the Dolphin from Seaquest.

with that mechanical robot voice.

This guy knows what I'm talkin' bout.

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........oOOOOOo
......//| | |oO
.....|| | | | O....BEERS!
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#43 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Location:Lincoln, Lincolnshire, UK.

Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:33 PM

A dolphin's cock if I remember correctly is S shaped and about a foot long. If your mate wants to get absolutely ruined then she should go ahead.

Going back to the topic title, I was was once round at another forum member's house and they said:

"You know, I don't understand why men get so hung up about penis size, humans have by far the largest cock of any of the primates - it's for sexual display"

to which I was only able to reply

"Well I shall remember that next time I'm trying to seduce a gorilla"

I AM A TWAT

#44 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Location:Delft, Holland.

Posted 09 March 2011 - 07:39 PM

Cougar, on 09 March 2011 - 12:33 PM, said:

You look more like something an urang utan would want for a playmate, Cougar.

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#45 masan's saddle

Emperor

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 07:41 PM

Tapper, on 09 March 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

Cougar, on 09 March 2011 - 12:33 PM, said:

You look more like something an urang utan would want for a playmate, Cougar.

Interesting, do you think the ginger chest minge is used for "sexual display " ?

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#46 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 09 March 2011 - 07:46 PM

Yes. It's just that the ideal mate for a Cougangutan is blind.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 09 March 2011 - 07:47 PM

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