Sooo best bits.... I didn't mind the Hetan and Tool happy ending, come on you cynics!! I squealed when I realised she was back. FA deaths, those boys took one hell of beating / burning / slashing / nibbling. Couldn't have happened to a nicer race either. Torrent killing Olar Ethil was great. The realisation that Grub was born out of the Chain of Dogs and understanding how he becomes the First Sword of the Empire (hopefully not under Mallick Rel though.....). Kalam coming back and him and QB back together causing mayhem was great. Paran's sappers blessing him when he gave them the munitions. When Fid finally went and let Hedge in, I cried!! The BB ghosts up on the barrow near the end, I cried!! The Kindly and Pores relationship arc, brilliant, I cried when I thought they were going to die!! Dragons everywhere! Apart from the details, it was just really cool to see all the threads and hints from so many hours of reading coming together.
Worst bits..... none really. I was holding out for some kick ass Karsa action and all he got to do was kill a giant sky hog god. You know what I mean, I was hoping for some classic Karsa action, I assumed he had a serious role to play for the final act. No Iccy resolution, not bad but frustrating, I suppose in a good way. Not finding out everything about QB, his soletaken form, nothing, but I suppose he's better off as an enigma. Sandalath going mental, someone has to go mad in each book and it might as well have been her. Blistig not getting a knife in the back! COME ON!!! He was asking for it!
I hate it but I love it bits..... dying of thirst, dying of thirst, dying of thirst, we'll die today, ok maybe just one more day but we're definitely dying after that, seriously we'll be dead as soon as we stop walking, it's all ove....oh look a magical lake. I knew it was going to happen and I'm glad it did and it's the reason we all love the genre but gah! I don't even know why I'm complaining. On a similar note: the Shake are all going to die, we're all dying, we'll all be dead in a minute, any minute now, just wait for it, it's going to be really tragic, any minute now, ooooh the Tiste Andii are home at last. There was a lot of stoic heroism leading to grudging respect going on throughout the whole series and I think I might have started to get tinsy winsy bit annoyed by it about 3 books back. At the same time though, I do love it because he write stoic heroism brilliantly!
The only absolutely terrible thing in the book was that I realised something that had been bugging me since Kilmandaros, Sechul and Erastas were in the house under the sea: I had accidentally made a mental association with something and couldn't shake it for any of the underwater bits including the Crippled God at the end. That mental association was with Spongebob Squarepants and his cronies who live under the sea in their little houses. In my head, Sechul looks like the grumpy octapus dude who is always being annoyed by SpongeBob and co and Kilmandaros looks like the pink sea slug or whatever he is. Totally killed the mood every time they went underwater!!!! I tried to get rid of it but that just made it worse

I don't really know what to do now it's over. I've got too many other books waiting to justify a re-read ..... or have I?