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#1 User is offline   blackzoid 

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:58 PM

Ha, just thinking that maybe it was Braven Tooth who named Kindly "Kindly" as hes the least Kind man in the whole Malazan force.
Would like to read a scene with those two in it! Basic malazan training scene would be great.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 01:10 PM

Since the scene where Torvald and Karsa met up in TTH, the idea of Fist Kindly is my new big must have in the series.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 02:42 PM

Spoiler

...Every tale is a gift,
And the scars bourne by us both,
are easily missed,
In the distance between us.

-Fisher-


Don't be blind,
Mind,
To be kind,
For you will find,

Kindness has its own rewards,
and each must find his way to heaven

-T.D. Mengerink-
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:33 PM

View PostImperial High Mage Tayschrenn, on 24 January 2011 - 02:42 PM, said:

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However at one point Throatslitter thinks on how if Tavore ever dares to promote Kindly to Fist, the entire army would mutiny. And I don't think he was joking
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:42 PM

EXACTLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:26 PM

View PostBauchelain the Evil, on 24 January 2011 - 06:33 PM, said:

View PostImperial High Mage Tayschrenn, on 24 January 2011 - 02:42 PM, said:

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However at one point Throatslitter thinks on how if Tavore ever dares to promote Kindly to Fist, the entire army would mutiny. And I don't think he was joking


This casts a whole new light on how the book jacket blurb says "the army totters on the edge of mutiny." What if the ENTIRE final volume was dedicated to Tavore's promotion of Kindly to Fist, and the consequent outrage and disorder. No mention of the Crippled God. No mention of the Forkrul Assail. Just 900+ pages of Bonehunters bitching about Kindly in the middle of the Wastelands.

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How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 10:46 PM

Or the OD breaks one of his combs and he utterly annihilates everyone in the general vicinity. Except Pores. Who he promotes.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 10:53 PM

If Torvald Nom breaks one of Captain Kindly's combs, how vast will the ensuing armageddon be? Express you answer in KI per square mile, where KI stands for kiloIcariums.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 03:19 AM

Braven Tooth does not lie. He knows that deep in his heart Kindly is warm and cuddly. He probably is a soletaken Giant Panda
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 05:11 AM

Giant pandas are not warm and cuddly. They are scary, scary animals who root anything that moves.... hmmm, maybe you're onto something.
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 06:53 PM

Wait a minute here, let's be clear:

If Kindly becomes Fist, the entire army will be too scared to mutiny. :p

The REAL question is: what happens to Lieutenant/Master Sergeant Pores?

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This post has been edited by Itkovian: 25 January 2011 - 06:54 PM

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 07:31 PM

another sideways promotion to .... hand of the fist... oh wait wrong series ;o)
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