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#61 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:12 AM

You guys seem to like imagining that Laseen is somehow omniscient. You think she knew that Pormqual was incompetent *and* that Rel and Dom were secretly manipulating Pormqual and Sha'ik while building their own secret loyal forces of Talons and Claws and planning to usurp the throne, but she just didn't feel like doing anything about it? For all we know Pormqual was never even incompetent, and Rel just fried his brain and made him completely submissive with some Jhistal magic. If Rel is such a good schemer (and he is), then he probably had Pormqual sending along reports to High Command that reported exactly what High Command wanted to hear and never mentioned that he had a new advisor named Rel.

Likewise, I'm sure Laseen had plenty of other things to busy herself with when she took the throne that assassinating a compatriot who was faking his own death and disappearing anyways wasn't exactly a high priority. Urko, Ameron, etc I'm sure were good at hiding and by the time she had her more important things in order you think she actually knew Urko just happened to be hiding out in a little tower along the sea at whatever exact geographical coordinates so she could send a hit squad after him?

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:19 AM

I like to imagine Laseen would send someone she trusts to check up on the person she's handed responsiblity of a continent over to on a regular basis. We're talking a third of the Empire here. If she didn't send someone capable of spotting Pormqual's fuckups or Rel's shenanigans, then she didn't deserve the Empire in the first place.
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:21 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 January 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I like to imagine Laseen would send someone she trusts to check up on the person she's handed responsiblity of a continent over to on a regular basis. We're talking a third of the Empire here. If she didn't send someone capable of spotting Pormqual's fuckups or Rel's shenanigans, then she didn't deserve the Empire in the first place.


Well I can't win when some of you are arguing she shouldn't trust her commanders and send spies to watch them, while others of you are saying she needed to trust her people more!

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:51 AM

View PostD, on 29 January 2011 - 05:21 AM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 January 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I like to imagine Laseen would send someone she trusts to check up on the person she's handed responsiblity of a continent over to on a regular basis. We're talking a third of the Empire here. If she didn't send someone capable of spotting Pormqual's fuckups or Rel's shenanigans, then she didn't deserve the Empire in the first place.


Well I can't win when some of you are arguing she shouldn't trust her commanders and send spies to watch them, while others of you are saying she needed to trust her people more!


Trust but verify :-)
And alas, she failed at both.

One of the books actually has a snippet before a chapter starts (whatever those are called) summarizing Lasseen's regin from a historical perspective.
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 06:01 AM

I think D'rek's point was that for all we know she did check up on her commanders. The Claw were the secret police of the Empire, it's unthinkable there were no other Claw besides Pearl in all of Seven Cities. Mallick Rel was able to infiltrate the Claw however, so her method of verification was in itself unreliable. But she likely didn't know that until too late.

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 06:34 AM

View Postnacht, on 29 January 2011 - 05:51 AM, said:

View PostD, on 29 January 2011 - 05:21 AM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 January 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I like to imagine Laseen would send someone she trusts to check up on the person she's handed responsiblity of a continent over to on a regular basis. We're talking a third of the Empire here. If she didn't send someone capable of spotting Pormqual's fuckups or Rel's shenanigans, then she didn't deserve the Empire in the first place.


Well I can't win when some of you are arguing she shouldn't trust her commanders and send spies to watch them, while others of you are saying she needed to trust her people more!


Trust but verify :-)
And alas, she failed at both.

One of the books actually has a snippet before a chapter starts (whatever those are called) summarizing Lasseen's regin from a historical perspective.


And yet one of the messages of this series, befittingly, is that History is a harsh Mistress for everyone. We could legitimately take apart every character in this series "historically" to look stupid if we so wished.
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Posted 29 January 2011 - 09:24 AM

View PostD, on 29 January 2011 - 05:12 AM, said:

You guys seem to like imagining that Laseen is somehow omniscient. You think she knew that Pormqual was incompetent *and* that Rel and Dom were secretly manipulating Pormqual and Sha'ik while building their own secret loyal forces of Talons and Claws and planning to usurp the throne, but she just didn't feel like doing anything about it? For all we know Pormqual was never even incompetent, and Rel just fried his brain and made him completely submissive with some Jhistal magic. If Rel is such a good schemer (and he is), then he probably had Pormqual sending along reports to High Command that reported exactly what High Command wanted to hear and never mentioned that he had a new advisor named Rel.

Likewise, I'm sure Laseen had plenty of other things to busy herself with when she took the throne that assassinating a compatriot who was faking his own death and disappearing anyways wasn't exactly a high priority. Urko, Ameron, etc I'm sure were good at hiding and by the time she had her more important things in order you think she actually knew Urko just happened to be hiding out in a little tower along the sea at whatever exact geographical coordinates so she could send a hit squad after him?


I completely agree with D'rek. Also, even if magical means of communication are available, I don't think we've seen them being able to reach other continents (with the sole exception of the KCCM artifact used by Dujek in MoI), so there is no magical equivalent of a telephone available and information still has to be sent to Unta via messengers, and that takes time. Therefore, even if Laseen does get information about almost everything happening in the empire, plans could have moved ahead already before she gets the info and thus she might be unable to do anything about it.
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 06:32 AM

How Interesting. Here is a long quote from Reaper's Gale on this very topic

Banaschar is brooding in 2nd Maiden Fort

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Beware of the Shadow dance. Nobody can stand to it. No wonder the Claw got decimated.

The Claw killed the Talon. They must have lost a lot of people in the infighting. Then came the corruption. Then they got infiltrated and the Shadow Dance (and Kalam and T'amber) finished them
Infiltration is bad. It is like the game of "Mafia". some good guys get lynched and some good guys get assassinated by the bad apples.

So once they were fearsome, now alas they have fallen.

HTW, is their any Earth equivalent of the Claw, other than the Ninja, i.e. Empires with people actively engaged in infiltration and assassination.

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