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Who wants a dose of Zombie Rage Virus? Get Mezla on this.

#21 TheSurvivor

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 07:39 PM

Hmm, let's see...there's a wall, a garbage pale made of twine, the contents of the garbage pale, a plastic bag, small electrical cable and my computer tower. Why couldn't it have been the right? I would have had a 20-pound dumbell at my disposal.

The world needs hypocrites...unfortunate but true.

#22 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 07:45 PM

A very high floor lamp. So basically, a shitty staff.

If only I had records....

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#23 Ulrik

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 07:55 PM

(Ulrik looks around his rooms) So, its axe, roman gladius, sword, left-handed duelling dagger, katana, buckler, great nordic shield for larger groups, few knives...

...I always guessed...is boiled zombie meat toxic or isnt?

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#24 Bapop

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 08:11 PM

"The Political Philosophy of Edmund Burke" and a bag of Haribo: Fantasy mix. I guess I could always try to bribe them...

"I will live forever or die trying"

#25 Aptorian

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 08:17 PM

Bapop, on 09 November 2010 - 08:11 PM, said:

and a bag of Haribo: Fantasy mix.

Whoah. Today I learned that not only is Haribo not a Danish company at all, it is apparently some kind of candy giant on the European market. What the hell?!

#26 Abyss

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 08:36 PM

Aptorian, on 09 November 2010 - 08:17 PM, said:

Bapop, on 09 November 2010 - 08:11 PM, said:

and a bag of Haribo: Fantasy mix.

Whoah. Today I learned that not only is Haribo not a Danish company at all, it is apparently some kind of candy giant on the European market. What the hell?!

When the zombie apocalypse comes, such things wil be meaningless.

- Abyss, considering the attack value of a weaponized empty Dr Pepper can...

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#27 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:05 PM

My zombie apocalypse weapon is ....a bowl with some popcorn in it...yay for me!

But I read this:

http://thesidekicksg...iesurvival.com/

and this:

http://www.zombieapocalypseblog.com/

so I'll be okay...I think.

Anyway, I think the zombie apocalypse will be caused by some stem cell/angry virus / scientists who say "I wonder what happens if I do this"-thing.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#28 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:26 PM

Grimilla Insultface, on 09 November 2010 - 09:05 PM, said:

"I wonder what happens if I do this"-thing.

Realistically speaking, probably every major event in history was caused by someone at some point thinking "I wonder what happens if I do this"

meh. Link was dead :(

#29 Shinrei

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:27 PM

"Grimilla Insultface" ???

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#30 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:44 PM

Hmmm, the name needs work.

To my right lie my shitty TV-dinner table, and my Axe. So, at least I'll be able to sit and eat comfortably, after doing some good old fashioned z-chopping.
EDIT: Also, a plug-in space heater, and an ikea lamp. The table is closest though.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 09 November 2010 - 10:45 PM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#31 masan's saddle

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 12:15 AM

A pair of curtains and a mug of tea.

Unless I come across some undead, gentrified interior designers i'm screwed.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#32 Sindriss

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 12:27 AM

My camera...

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I would like to know if Steve have ever tasted anything like the quorl white milk, that knocked the bb's out.

A: Nope, but I gots me a good imagination.

#33 Mentalist

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 05:32 AM

directly left to my computer is a bottle of Hydrogen peroxide.

I suppose i can blind them and run away......

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#34 Korbal Broach

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 01:05 PM

I've got a large shelving unit... i guess i can always smash it up and use a part of it as a club.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#35 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 03:14 PM

Cocoreturns, on 09 November 2010 - 09:26 PM, said:

Grimilla Insultface, on 09 November 2010 - 09:05 PM, said:

"I wonder what happens if I do this"-thing.

Realistically speaking, probably every major event in history was caused by someone at some point thinking "I wonder what happens if I do this"

That's why important discoveries aren't followed by "Eureka!" but by, "hmmm, that's funny..."

Shinrei, on 09 November 2010 - 10:27 PM, said:

"Grimilla Insultface" ???

See my picture...see it?

Also, I insulted Illy's partners in his alleged threesome, hence Insultface

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#36 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 06:00 PM

Grimilla Insultface, on 10 November 2010 - 03:14 PM, said:

Also, I insulted Illy's partners in his alleged threesome, hence Insultface

What, you thought that Illy, Illy's left hand and Illy's right hand didn't count as a threesome?

meh. Link was dead :(

#37 Illuyankas

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 06:46 PM

Glad I didn't tell you ingrates about the second threesome I had that weekend, eh?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.