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Who wants a dose of Zombie Rage Virus? Get Mezla on this.

#41 masan's saddle

Emperor

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Location:masan's horse

Posted 10 November 2010 - 09:53 PM

Abyss, on 10 November 2010 - 09:44 PM, said:

altho zombie rage virus may be preferable to any of the imagery involved.

Thanks Abyss, all I can picture now is a raging Illy unleashing his zombie penis on 2 unsuspecting young ladies via webcam.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#42 rhulad

First Sword

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Location:Canada

Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:44 PM

On my left, all I have is a box of tissue and some papers. I suppose I can clean up my blood with that as they eat me alive.

#43 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 09:05 AM

On my left I have... A bottle of wine. And a glass. And a lamp. On the bright side, on my right is a pillow.

*Men's Frights Activist*

#44 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

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Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 15 November 2010 - 10:52 AM

masan, on 10 November 2010 - 09:53 PM, said:

Abyss, on 10 November 2010 - 09:44 PM, said:

altho zombie rage virus may be preferable to any of the imagery involved.

Thanks Abyss, all I can picture now is a raging Illy unleashing his zombie penis on 2 unsuspecting young ladies via webcam.

Make. it. STOP!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#45 MTS

Fourth Investiture

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Location:Terra Australis

Posted 15 November 2010 - 12:33 PM

A wild night of passion gone wrong...

A man once soaring so high brought so low...

The doctors all shake their heads, and he begins to despair...

One doctor, however, proposes a radical new treatment. Now he's out for revenge on the women who wronged him...

ZOMBIE PENIS!

Angry sex never felt so good.

Coming to theatres near you.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#46 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 15 November 2010 - 03:36 PM

Thank you for not writing 'IN theatres'.

Also it's Frankenpenis.

TMI? TOUGH, BITCHES, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.