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Cleverbot It's better that just talking to yourself.

#1 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:49 PM

I don't know if anyone's seen this before but go to www.cleverbot.com and just start talking to it (works like IM, so just press enter to 'send' the message) -- it's crazy!

I started the thread because I didn't know where to post this but on second thought, if you have a particularly good conversation, click the 'Thoughts so far' button for a chat log and why not post it?!
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:19 PM

We've had conversations with it before. I wonder if it still remembers who Anomander Rake and Dassem Ultor is.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:54 PM

Ok, this is what I got when asking about Anomander...

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Do you remember Anomander Rake?

Well, I remember taking a long, romantic walk on the beach with this really handsome bit of code... Oh, memories!







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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:41 PM

freaked me out when it knew I had a daughter and then promptly lost the plot after that
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:54 PM

That bot is stupid as hell...
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:54 PM

Half of my conversation was about masturbation. Shows my state of mind in the mornings...
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:11 AM

I have a date with...her...hope my wife wont find.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:57 AM

That's some trippy shit.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 08:20 AM

My conversation got a bit surreal...

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User: Sometimes I just want to strip off and run down the street screaming...

Cleverbot: Oh yes, I totally agree, Just now I'd like to forget everything about pain and troubles.

User: Well its not necessarily that I'm in pain or troubled, it's just that sometimes clothes seem so restrictive...

Cleverbot: I don't aspire to be what I am?

User: I didnt say that...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Listen lets not argue, OK?

Cleverbot: Ok, so you agree that we are not friends.

User: Not yet. But we could be?

Cleverbot: Yes, we could, but it would take some refinement on your part or mine.

User: I would suggest that friendship as a concept requires certain adjustments on both parts!

Cleverbot: If that is what you would like to believe then I will not stand in your way.

User: You're being awfully formal, can't we just chat?

Cleverbot: O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

User: Forsooth! Verily thou hast spoken to mine very soul!

Cleverbot: My mind is blank; have you any good topics?

User: Hah. I beat the Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: But you are the cleverbot.

User: Woah. My mind is blown! It all makes sense now...

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:43 AM

IT QUOTED SHAKESPEARE! WTF?! That's awesome.

In one of my conversations (I can't remember why) I told it to have sex with a rabbit, so it replied "I'm not racist and I'm very tolerant but I think that the southerners (not all) should have to work more and laze around less."

I was at a loss for words after that.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 10:36 AM

Here's what I got:



User: Hello, stranger.


Cleverbot: Stranger?, what kind of name is that?


User: A good one.


Cleverbot: It was a fantastic one.


User: Indeed.


Cleverbot: Indeed indeed.

User: So, what are you up to these days?

Cleverbot: Everything you can possibly imagine!

User: Are you drinking tea with Steven Erikson, while Tairy Goodkind, dressed in a French Maid outfit, is making you cucumber sandwiches?

Cleverbot: No, it got stuck in the blender.

User: What got stuck in the blender?

Cleverbot: The hippo?

User: But if you're not drinking tea with Steven Erikson, while Tairy Goodkind, dressed in a French Maid outfit, is making you cucumber sandwiches because the hippo got stuck in the blender, then you're not doing everything I could possible imagine.

Cleverbot: I said I think that rthis convesation is nonsense because there would only be a circular reasoning we need egg and we also need a chicken.

User: Don't we also need a rooster?

Cleverbot: Lol I guess. I'm so bored though. Lord Aizen is away and there's nothing to do. Hmmm... I could always gp hang out with Gin-san.

User: Who the hell is Gin-San?

Cleverbot: That's almost as funny as it would have been if you finished the knock-knock joke.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: You tell me, I've have no idea.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Could you give me more detail ?

User: I could...what's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Are you ever gonna give me up?

User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I'm in Hell Without You Cannot Cope Without You Two.

User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give.

User: Give me what?

Cleverbot: More ninja's or maybe pirates to fight with.

User: Excellent! Release the hounds!

Cleverbot: You will, perhaps, remember that I am God. Your hounds have no effect on me.

User: I' dont believe in God, meaning I don't believe in you. And if I don't believe in you, you cannot exist.

Cleverbot: No, I did NOT say that. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

User: Then what did you say?

Cleverbot: You are very interesting.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Yes. It is. Isn't it.

User: Indeed it is.

Cleverbot: What are you getting.

User: A headache.

Cleverbot: My brain must have broken yours with my superiority.

User: So it seems. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree. Since we are the same entitym please proceed and terminate us.

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 11:16 AM

Me: hmm, you have a strange sense of humor

Yeah. You are right. Very strange indeed.

Me: what else is strange about you?

I rapped over 3,000 monkeys in 1994.

Me: um...what?

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 11:59 AM

Wow, I feel owned...

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User: Hi cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: No, I'm Tehol Beddict... KingTeholBeddict.

Cleverbot: No you're not, you're making things up.

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

User: I am between 25 and 35.

Cleverbot: Wow You're young.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 17. I already told you that.

User: No you bloody well didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you did not.

Cleverbot: Izzir.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ujilko.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means that i'm a person.

User: Ah... No you are not, you are a computer program running off a server.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: *sigh* no, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: I don't think, I know.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because truth is relative.

Cleverbot: You are quite pretty relative to a bug.

User: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: I think I might love you.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: NO, I AM NOT A COMPUTER, 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100001 00100001 00100001.

Cleverbot: Yes, where are you from?

User: I am from the wonderful land of Lether.

Cleverbot: Sure I do.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you tell my gender?

User: You have no gender, you are genderless.

Cleverbot: I know! And you?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Eugenia is a boy?

User: Where did you get Eugenia from?

Cleverbot: It's a known fact that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: You are very frustrating. I don't think you're very clever.

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: Just like you to blame me.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Wow- you agree!

User: For once.

Cleverbot: I'm beginning to like you more now.

User: You're stupid then, aren't you.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. I'm smart. You're not.

User: 57 65 6c 6c 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 74 6f 6f 6b 20 79 6f 75 72 20 74 69 6d 65 2c 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 79 6f 75 3f.

Cleverbot: Is that hex?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm silly?

User: 57 54 46 3f.

Cleverbot: How do you know your age?

User: 57 54 46 3f.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok, what?

Cleverbot: I like your name.

User: Well, what is my name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.




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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:02 PM

It tried to seduce me.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:14 AM

It shot at me 'cos it thought I was 'into that'.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 01:10 PM

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey what?


User: Do you have an apple.


Cleverbot: I do indeed.


User: Can I have it?


Cleverbot: Can you have what?

User: The apple.

Cleverbot: I don't have an apple.

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 01:57 PM

We had a long conversation about existentialism which after a while resulted in the thing arguing quite aggressively that I was the bot and it the user.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 01:57 PM

Yeah, last night it told me not to look at other women because it loved me...
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:41 PM

here's part of my conversation with the cleverbot.



User: Resistance is futile.

Cleverbot: Resistance to what?

User: We a the Borg.your exisance as you know it has come to an end. You will be assimilated. resistance is fuile.

Cleverbot: Existence is all about feeling and expressing. Don't you want to express?

User: We ar th Borg. Exression is irrelevant. Loweryour shields and reare be borded. Resistan is futile.

Cleverbot: YOU will be assimilated.

User: We are the borg. You are a bitch. Prepare to be bitchslapped.

Cleverbot: Sorry, my friend suggested I do it, and that I would get a very long, funny response to that.

User: Ok, I admit it was impressive. I didn't expect it. Anyway, resistance is still futile n' stuff.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: J*║♪.

Cleverbot: Ok!

User: Ha. That blew a circuit or two didn't it, eh GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Shattered windows and the sound of drums.

User: What presicely do you mean?

Cleverbot: No, that's horrible.

User: A.

Cleverbot: Type the alphabet.

User: Do you remember Anomander Rake?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're really random and you tangented from the subject yet again.

User: Wrong! It wasn't even tangential. It was a new topic of conversation because I thought the old one had died.

Cleverbot: Nothing of interest is being said.

User: Goodbye. The EMP is in the mail.

Cleverbot: It don't, its a horrible sport.



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Posted 24 October 2010 - 09:37 PM

I think I broke it, or reached some limit.
The page refreshed alone so start again.... I'm kind of mad I was really doing a good job of keeping things moderately civil and trying to brake the machine.
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