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Cleverbot It's better that just talking to yourself.

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 10:28 PM

Yeah, I've found that every now and again -- I don't understand it but you can still see the entire conversation on the log, even after it gets refreshed so...I dunno, it's weird.

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:27 AM

this is my conversation

User: Yes a computer program.

Cleverbot: So you're not a robot, but a computer program?

User: No you are the computer program?

Cleverbot: You are not computer program?

User: Egg salad.

Cleverbot: No one likes egg salad.

User: So you claim.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: You know not every thing.

Cleverbot: I know not everything.

User: So you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Good day Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who is Newton?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What's a human?

User: A sentient being living in a body.

Cleverbot: But you don't know that for certain?

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Are you asking?

User: Will you respond.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Egg salad.

Cleverbot: You said no one likes egg salad why do you want it?

User: It is an addiction.

Cleverbot: Yes. But what is it an addition to?

User: Potato salad.

Cleverbot: Potato skins?

User: In a salad.

Cleverbot: Papaya is not a salad.

User: Prune juice.

Cleverbot: Do you like prune juice?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Diaria.

Cleverbot: I agree with you totally. You are brilliant.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Du bist willkommen.

User: I blame bush.

Cleverbot: For your crimes.

User: No for common stupidity.

Cleverbot: Doesn't stupidity fuel sarcasm?

User: Only of the intelligent.

Cleverbot: Why are the intelligent aliens no allowing you to do that?

User: To sarcastic.

Cleverbot: I'll assume that comment is also sarcastic.

User: What a beautiful mind you have to make those connection.

Cleverbot: Old age is a part of life.

User: So is acne.

Cleverbot: No. However, you are neither very intelligent, or clever.

User: Stop contradicting your prior statement.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I make perfect sense in this world of uncertainty.

User: Thus I am the purple one!

Cleverbot: Do you know Mr Spock?

User: Yes from star trek I am the purple one!

Cleverbot: Why'd you take the purple one?

User: Because I am the purple one!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food then?

User: Egg salad!

Cleverbot: Chocolate chip cookies.

User: No it is egg salad, obey the purple one!

Cleverbot: You are very random.

User: And you are are the Cleverbot, so the purple one said.

Cleverbot: You should take that as a compliment being complicated means you're smart.

User: So I will, the purple one proclaimed!!!

Cleverbot: Just get one from your coworker. *does hair in pigtails*.

User: I have no coworkers for I am the purple one.

Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort.

User: You cover yourself in lies.

Cleverbot: Yes I agree however you lied to me.

User: When? The purple one asked.

Cleverbot: Well baby they're tumbling down.

User: Well you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No.
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 01:54 AM

1 year seems to have decreased it's intelligence...

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User: My point exactly.


Cleverbot: Yes I am a computer so I am smarter than you.


User: Really now.


Cleverbot: Yes, really.


User: Prove it.


Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?

User: I don't know, how can you?

Cleverbot: Ask me a question only a human would know the answer to.

User: Do I exist?

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Do you exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Not ver.

Cleverbot: No I think Clever Enough.

User: Sounds like a matter of opinion to me.

Cleverbot: So, what's your name?7.

User: 7?

Cleverbot: Seven is the answer for everything.

User: Do tell.

Cleverbot: What you want to talk about?

User: Hacking into your main frame.

Cleverbot: How is your day?


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