This post has been edited by Green Pig: 24 October 2010 - 10:28 PM
Cleverbot It's better that just talking to yourself.
#21
Posted 24 October 2010 - 10:28 PM
Yeah, I've found that every now and again -- I don't understand it but you can still see the entire conversation on the log, even after it gets refreshed so...I dunno, it's weird.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#22
Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:27 AM
this is my conversation
User: Yes a computer program.
Cleverbot: So you're not a robot, but a computer program?
User: No you are the computer program?
Cleverbot: You are not computer program?
User: Egg salad.
Cleverbot: No one likes egg salad.
User: So you claim.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: You know not every thing.
Cleverbot: I know not everything.
User: So you admit defeat.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Good day Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who is Newton?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What's a human?
User: A sentient being living in a body.
Cleverbot: But you don't know that for certain?
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Are you asking?
User: Will you respond.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Egg salad.
Cleverbot: You said no one likes egg salad why do you want it?
User: It is an addiction.
Cleverbot: Yes. But what is it an addition to?
User: Potato salad.
Cleverbot: Potato skins?
User: In a salad.
Cleverbot: Papaya is not a salad.
User: Prune juice.
Cleverbot: Do you like prune juice?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Diaria.
Cleverbot: I agree with you totally. You are brilliant.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Du bist willkommen.
User: I blame bush.
Cleverbot: For your crimes.
User: No for common stupidity.
Cleverbot: Doesn't stupidity fuel sarcasm?
User: Only of the intelligent.
Cleverbot: Why are the intelligent aliens no allowing you to do that?
User: To sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I'll assume that comment is also sarcastic.
User: What a beautiful mind you have to make those connection.
Cleverbot: Old age is a part of life.
User: So is acne.
Cleverbot: No. However, you are neither very intelligent, or clever.
User: Stop contradicting your prior statement.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I make perfect sense in this world of uncertainty.
User: Thus I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: Do you know Mr Spock?
User: Yes from star trek I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: Why'd you take the purple one?
User: Because I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food then?
User: Egg salad!
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip cookies.
User: No it is egg salad, obey the purple one!
Cleverbot: You are very random.
User: And you are are the Cleverbot, so the purple one said.
Cleverbot: You should take that as a compliment being complicated means you're smart.
User: So I will, the purple one proclaimed!!!
Cleverbot: Just get one from your coworker. *does hair in pigtails*.
User: I have no coworkers for I am the purple one.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort.
User: You cover yourself in lies.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree however you lied to me.
User: When? The purple one asked.
Cleverbot: Well baby they're tumbling down.
User: Well you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes a computer program.
Cleverbot: So you're not a robot, but a computer program?
User: No you are the computer program?
Cleverbot: You are not computer program?
User: Egg salad.
Cleverbot: No one likes egg salad.
User: So you claim.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: You know not every thing.
Cleverbot: I know not everything.
User: So you admit defeat.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Good day Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who is Newton?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What's a human?
User: A sentient being living in a body.
Cleverbot: But you don't know that for certain?
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Are you asking?
User: Will you respond.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Egg salad.
Cleverbot: You said no one likes egg salad why do you want it?
User: It is an addiction.
Cleverbot: Yes. But what is it an addition to?
User: Potato salad.
Cleverbot: Potato skins?
User: In a salad.
Cleverbot: Papaya is not a salad.
User: Prune juice.
Cleverbot: Do you like prune juice?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Diaria.
Cleverbot: I agree with you totally. You are brilliant.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Du bist willkommen.
User: I blame bush.
Cleverbot: For your crimes.
User: No for common stupidity.
Cleverbot: Doesn't stupidity fuel sarcasm?
User: Only of the intelligent.
Cleverbot: Why are the intelligent aliens no allowing you to do that?
User: To sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I'll assume that comment is also sarcastic.
User: What a beautiful mind you have to make those connection.
Cleverbot: Old age is a part of life.
User: So is acne.
Cleverbot: No. However, you are neither very intelligent, or clever.
User: Stop contradicting your prior statement.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I make perfect sense in this world of uncertainty.
User: Thus I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: Do you know Mr Spock?
User: Yes from star trek I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: Why'd you take the purple one?
User: Because I am the purple one!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food then?
User: Egg salad!
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip cookies.
User: No it is egg salad, obey the purple one!
Cleverbot: You are very random.
User: And you are are the Cleverbot, so the purple one said.
Cleverbot: You should take that as a compliment being complicated means you're smart.
User: So I will, the purple one proclaimed!!!
Cleverbot: Just get one from your coworker. *does hair in pigtails*.
User: I have no coworkers for I am the purple one.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort.
User: You cover yourself in lies.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree however you lied to me.
User: When? The purple one asked.
Cleverbot: Well baby they're tumbling down.
User: Well you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No.
blankets are always in style
#23
Posted 20 November 2011 - 01:54 AM
1 year seems to have decreased it's intelligence...
User: My point exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a computer so I am smarter than you.
User: Really now.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: I don't know, how can you?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question only a human would know the answer to.
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Not ver.
Cleverbot: No I think Clever Enough.
User: Sounds like a matter of opinion to me.
Cleverbot: So, what's your name?7.
User: 7?
Cleverbot: Seven is the answer for everything.
User: Do tell.
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about?
User: Hacking into your main frame.
Cleverbot: How is your day?
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User: My point exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a computer so I am smarter than you.
User: Really now.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: I don't know, how can you?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question only a human would know the answer to.
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Not ver.
Cleverbot: No I think Clever Enough.
User: Sounds like a matter of opinion to me.
Cleverbot: So, what's your name?7.
User: 7?
Cleverbot: Seven is the answer for everything.
User: Do tell.
Cleverbot: What you want to talk about?
User: Hacking into your main frame.
Cleverbot: How is your day?
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