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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#421 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 06:19 AM

View PostMTS, on 15 January 2011 - 05:23 AM, said:

Because you have a cute girl to try and impress, and your sub-conscious is telling you those scrawny arms and chicken-bone legs just won't cut it. :)

Why are so many drivers just complete morons?


Egads man, you've got a good memory. :unworthy:

Because excellency takes many forms..including, yes, hipsters.

Why do elevators give you headaches/nausea?
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#422 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:43 PM

because <insert science babble> air pressure.




Why do people drink shitty beer (ie molson, coors, bud etc.)?
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#423 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 08:06 PM

Because we're totally broke.

Why does the lack of funding for your lab consistently reinforce itself? Oh, they're not a very useful lab, so we shouldn't give them money.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#424 User is offline   blanketman2.0 

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Posted 03 February 2011 - 11:06 AM

because the less funding you have the less the lab can do thus creating an evil circle of justification to cut funding.


why does my computer sound like a vacuum cleaner?

This post has been edited by blanketman2.0: 03 February 2011 - 11:08 AM

blankets are always in style
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 07:15 PM

Because it's full of as much dust.

Why am I happy that my alarm was set wrong, and I missed the only class of the day?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 08:09 PM

Passive Aggressive Slackerism



Why can't I get away with that?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 08:26 PM

Because you are in denial of your obsessive need to overachieve.

Why is a failed snow day the worst thing to wake up to?
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Posted 06 February 2011 - 01:49 AM

Because you still have to go to class, albeit through terrible (but not impossible) weather.

Why do bots love the Inn so much?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 04:02 AM

I would assume it has to do with all the random juicy words to be found there and just perpetuates the trend.

Why the hell are those 80s style large neck-hole t-shirts coming back in style?

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 04:19 AM

Because fashion is dead. Blame Lady Gaga.


Why is it that everytime I venture out into public on my own I end up having conversations with people who look like they belong to the cast of Freakshow?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 06:49 AM

View PostLoki, on 04 July 2011 - 04:19 AM, said:

Why is it that everytime I venture out into public on my own I end up having conversations with people who look like they belong to the cast of Freakshow?


Because like attracts like?


Why don't anti-histamines come in a variety of great fruit flavours?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 09:23 AM

Because medicine isn't supposed to taste nice. Where's the fun in that?

Why won't she pick up when I ring?
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 04 July 2011 - 01:47 PM

View PostAin, on 04 July 2011 - 09:23 AM, said:


Why won't she pick up when I ring?


Because that's not how you respond to a doorbell.


Why is it that people always call me just after I sit down and get comfy?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 07:24 PM

Because they know youve just sat down and plan diabolically...

Why am I going to end up working in Mcdonalds despite having a good degree?
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 08:04 PM

because the job market is oversaturated by people with degrees. no employer will hire anyone without some kind of menial work experience.

why can't I ever get started on work early when given a deadline?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 08:11 PM

View PostMentalist, on 04 July 2011 - 08:04 PM, said:


why can't I ever get started on work early when given a deadline?


Because procrastination is, uuuuhhhhmmmmmm...............

It's 2011.

Where the hell are the hoverboards?

This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 04 July 2011 - 08:12 PM

meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 08:47 PM

held back by the international fossil fuel consortiums

why is it that I never have any time on my days off?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 July 2011 - 09:08 PM

Because you touch yourself during breaks.


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Posted 05 July 2011 - 12:24 AM

Lawyers will always be needed because those claims direct adverts are immortal.

Why am I going to be awake until 4 tonight when I know I have to get up at 6 when my neice (15months) wakes up?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 03:33 AM

Because your brain has no concept of a schedule. It must be whipped into shape.

Why do grey-cloudy-rainy-dim days always make me feel tired and non-energetic?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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