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Cos you tortured the dog with small statues of children when it was a puppy.
Why is Vegas so close yet so far away!
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 03:42 PM
souls are for wimps
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Roldom
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 04:00 PM
because you have incredibly outstanding eyesight which is offset by you insanely small legs
why havent we geneticly created a race of smurf like creatures to tidy up parks and inner city streets?
why havent we geneticly created a race of smurf like creatures to tidy up parks and inner city streets?
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The best detox is retox - drunken co-worker
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KingTeholBeddict
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 04:54 PM
Cloning is a hard process...
Why do i write ... after everything I write?
Why do i write ... after everything I write?
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 06:00 PM
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Why do i write ... after everything I write?
You don't, a "?" was the end of what you wrote.
Why do people ask for one's preference between chocolate and sex, without providing the option to combine the two?
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 06:51 PM
Starshade, on 11 November 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:
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Why do i write ... after everything I write?
You don't, a "?" was the end of what you wrote.
Why do people ask for one's preference between chocolate and sex, without providing the option to combine the two?
Because its widely accepted sexual chocolate and/or chocolatial sex was the cause of the last 3 apocalypses.
Why does zack snyder win so hard?
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 09:14 PM
cos he's going to direct ze next superman film
why is it so hard to find good help these days?
why is it so hard to find good help these days?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 09:49 PM
Mediocre help is like a stormtrooper. Useless, irrespective of quantity, and easily defeated by short furry primitives.
Why am I not hungover? (It is a miracle)
Why am I not hungover? (It is a miracle)
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 10:10 PM
You're still drunk!
Why can't I think of a witty question?
Why can't I think of a witty question?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 08:07 PM
HiddenOne, on 11 November 2010 - 10:10 PM, said:
You're still drunk!
Why can't I think of a witty question?
Why can't I think of a witty question?
because there is no spoon!
Why do I have a hammock in my living room?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 08:43 PM
cos your laziness is of epic proportions and therefore WINS
Why is Office 2007 beeter that Office 2004...or whatever the hell it is?
Why is Office 2007 beeter that Office 2004...or whatever the hell it is?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 08:48 PM
It's newer...
Why isn't my laptop charger working?
Why isn't my laptop charger working?
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:39 PM
Because you didnt plug it in
Why couldn't I think of a better response to that!
Why couldn't I think of a better response to that!
Victory is mine!
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:44 PM
Because you've been doing this for 6 full pages of 40 each already.
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:54 PM
Tapper, on 14 November 2010 - 10:44 PM, said:
Because you've been doing this for 6 full pages of 40 each already.
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
Because you handed in your man card last week.
Why did you hand in your man card?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 15 November 2010 - 10:55 AM
Cocoreturns, on 14 November 2010 - 10:54 PM, said:
Tapper, on 14 November 2010 - 10:44 PM, said:
Because you've been doing this for 6 full pages of 40 each already.
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
Why am I text-voting on two lubly ladies in a dance tv-show?
Because you handed in your man card last week.
Why did you hand in your man card?
Because he has a vagina.
Why is Onrack no longer around?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#336
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Posted 15 November 2010 - 11:39 AM
Because he has been called upon to participate in a top-secret research program codenamed FERRET.
Why can't I find any good shops that sell trench coats?
Why can't I find any good shops that sell trench coats?
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 15 November 2010 - 12:20 PM
because you live in Australia and it is so fucking hot there
why don't we change the axis of the world by turning our hoovers on, in a particular island in the southern hemisphere? England would be hot then!
why don't we change the axis of the world by turning our hoovers on, in a particular island in the southern hemisphere? England would be hot then!
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 02:57 PM
because the english would no longer have anything to moan about and would becomre far to cheerfull
why hasnt anyone ran over justin beibers face with a rusty yet still powerfully working lawnmower?
why hasnt anyone ran over justin beibers face with a rusty yet still powerfully working lawnmower?
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The best detox is retox - drunken co-worker
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:15 AM
because the news will over do it and we'll only hear of his death for 3 weeks and his craptastic music
why am i not doing my homework?
why am i not doing my homework?
blankets are always in style
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Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 17 November 2010 - 08:27 AM
blanketman2.0, on 17 November 2010 - 04:15 AM, said:
because the news will over do it and we'll only hear of his death for 3 weeks and his craptastic music
why am i not doing my homework?
why am i not doing my homework?
Because ye is on ma forumnz writting ya columnz? (insert cheezburger here)
Why don't we see more of this?
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