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Because such acts would cause panic and social anarchy. And a lot of scorched ankles.
Why do my fingers smell funny?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
#341
Ain't_It_Just_ 
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 10:42 AM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#343
Tattersail_
- formerly Ganoes Paran
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Interests:Mafia. Awesome Pictures. Awesome Videos. Did I mention Mafia?
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 10:51 AM
you've been experimenting again...
why am i thinking of tuna right now?
why am i thinking of tuna right now?
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
#344
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 17 November 2010 - 12:11 PM
Tattersail, on 17 November 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:
you've been experimenting again...
why am i thinking of tuna right now?
why am i thinking of tuna right now?
Because you just saw The Other Guys.
Why can't I get off this forum and translate SiA's new homepage as I'm supposed to?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#345
Satan
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 12:18 PM
Because you're exactly like me.
Why can't I be exactly like someone other than Grimilla?
Why can't I be exactly like someone other than Grimilla?
This post has been edited by Brynjar: 17 November 2010 - 12:19 PM
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#346
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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- Joined: 20-July 06
- Location:Vault 101
- Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 17 November 2010 - 12:21 PM
Brynjar, on 17 November 2010 - 12:18 PM, said:
Because you're exactly like me.
Why can't I be exactly like someone other than Grimilla?
Why can't I be exactly like someone other than Grimilla?
Because Brynjar....I...am.....your...FATHER!
Why am I wearing a T-shirt, tiny pink shorts and rainbow socks, even though it's freezing outside?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#348
Coco with marshmallows
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 01:46 PM
Brynjar, on 17 November 2010 - 12:22 PM, said:
Because you're a tease. Yes you are.
Why am I always hungry?
Why am I always hungry?
Not enought Tits, cheese and ketchup.
Why is procrastination more fun than doing stuff?
meh. Link was dead :(
#349
HiddenOne
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: High House Mafia
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:11 PM
I'll tell you later.
Why are my coworkers ignorant of the many things that differentiate professionals from complete morons?
Why are my coworkers ignorant of the many things that differentiate professionals from complete morons?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#350
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:56 PM
because the art of the moron is like the art of the weasel.
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Why is there a sudden influx of fur in this thread?
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Why is there a sudden influx of fur in this thread?
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#351
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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- Joined: 20-July 06
- Location:Vault 101
- Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:58 PM
HiddenOne, on 17 November 2010 - 02:11 PM, said:
I'll tell you later.
Why are my coworkers ignorant of the many things that differentiate professionals from complete morons?
Why are my coworkers ignorant of the many things that differentiate professionals from complete morons?
Because your coworkers are professional morons.
Why have I run out of things to ask?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#352
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 17 November 2010 - 07:18 PM
cos you're doing it wrong!
Whys is it that when I'm away, even for a day, my minion has stirred up enough shit that I get it up the bum from my boss?
Whys is it that when I'm away, even for a day, my minion has stirred up enough shit that I get it up the bum from my boss?
souls are for wimps
#353
HiddenOne
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 08:57 PM
Your mind control over the minion has slipped. (Do you work in the same place as me????)
Why is it that all suck-hole offices have the same generic issues that make them, well, suck?
Why is it that all suck-hole offices have the same generic issues that make them, well, suck?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#354
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 17 November 2010 - 10:52 PM
Because they were mass produced in some shoddy factory in a country that political correctness prevents me from mentioning.
Why is the Salvation Army a surprisingly convenient place to find things?
Why is the Salvation Army a surprisingly convenient place to find things?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#355
Mentalist
- Martyr of High House Mafia
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- Junior Mafia Mod
Posted 17 November 2010 - 10:54 PM
because people throw out all kinds of valuable stuff.
why does my back hurt and I feel sleepy most of the time?
why does my back hurt and I feel sleepy most of the time?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#356
Grimjust Bearegular
- Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 18 November 2010 - 09:10 PM
Because you are most likely dying. You should probably see a doctor about that.
Why can't I sleep?
Why can't I sleep?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#357
MTS
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 10:38 PM
Because you're sitting at a computer instead of in bed.
Why can't every night be as good as last night?
Why can't every night be as good as last night?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#358
Coco with marshmallows
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 11:36 PM
MTS, on 18 November 2010 - 10:38 PM, said:
Because you're sitting at a computer instead of in bed.
Why can't every night be as good as last night?
Why can't every night be as good as last night?
Because you'd go blind.
Why am I so great?
meh. Link was dead :(
#359
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:51 AM
Because you are having delusions.
Why am I such an idiot that I lock myself out of my own house?
Why am I such an idiot that I lock myself out of my own house?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#360
Mentalist
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Posted 19 November 2010 - 04:41 AM
because you're easily distracted and forget keys.
why do I have no questions rigth now?
why do I have no questions rigth now?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
