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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#281 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 01:26 PM

prolly pissed off a mod or sommat...either that or he just insulta you face

why is the joy of hearing my baby sleeping almost as good as hearing her call me deh-dah? (i'm-a-happy)
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Posted 06 November 2010 - 05:58 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on 06 November 2010 - 01:26 PM, said:

why is the joy of hearing my baby sleeping almost as good as hearing her call me deh-dah? (i'm-a-happy)


Because it is the only peace you will get from her for the next 18 years - ever. :p

It's 0327 and I didn't go out or anything like that, so why am I still awake?

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 06:08 PM

Because it's a WEEKEND. Even I, the person who goes to bed at 9 or so on weekdays stays up until past midnight on weekends.


Why is it that whenever I have lots of homework due/tests the next week, I'm always extremely busy with other stuff on weekends?

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 10:14 PM

It's physics.


Why do I love chocolate so much?
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 12:20 AM

View PostGrimhilde Insultface, on 06 November 2010 - 10:14 PM, said:

Why do I love chocolate so much?


Because it is edible Love. Seriously! It apparently stimulates endorphins in a minor way. And it tastes soooo goooooooood. :)
Well, at least the darker stuff. Not so much the milk or white chocolate.

Why can't it be December 1 already? I. Want. To. Get. OUT. Of. Here. NOW! :p
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 01:14 AM

because then it'd be winter already. and not all of us have soaked up enough heat.

why is it that melancholy and accompanying desire to do nothing always hit you at the time when you should be be working the hardest?

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 03:17 AM

If i knew, my GPA would have been higher than a 2.75.


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Posted 07 November 2010 - 03:48 AM

cuz the people that find them, hoard them

what is it about great music that lets you say, "fuck this life trying to get me down", shrug it all off and get your shit done?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 04:53 PM

Cos music allows us to forget our troubles for a moment, gives or minds time to de-stress, take stock and in most cases we find the problem aint that big and some people have it worse and so on and so forth...Sex and it's ugly little brother are also good at this too :p

why is it that I'm fixated on the makeline girl at the hemel store?!?
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 08:32 PM

View PostSombra, on 07 November 2010 - 12:20 AM, said:

View PostGrimhilde Insultface, on 06 November 2010 - 10:14 PM, said:

Why do I love chocolate so much?


Because it is edible Love. Seriously! It apparently stimulates endorphins in a minor way. And it tastes soooo goooooooood. :p
Well, at least the darker stuff. Not so much the milk or white chocolate.



You obviously haven't had Norwegian Milk Chocolate....it's better than anything you could ever imagine. That, and chocolate truffel cake. I'd do some crazy things for that cake!


View PostFrookenhauer, on 07 November 2010 - 04:53 PM, said:

Cos music allows us to forget our troubles for a moment, gives or minds time to de-stress, take stock and in most cases we find the problem aint that big and some people have it worse and so on and so forth...Sex and it's ugly little brother are also good at this too :)

why is it that I'm fixated on the makeline girl at the hemel store?!?


Because she has big bewbz.


Why the hell am I watching the EMA's?
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:39 AM

because nothing else is on?


why is Tetris so addicting?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:42 AM

Because the Ruskies invented it to slow the advance of the bourgeois capitalist machine.

Why is it that WHENEVER I have to pee, one of my roommates is in the bathroom?
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 12:50 AM

because god is teling you you need more bathrooms.

also, RE: Ruskies slowing down industrial progress, I have two words.

Colour. Lines.


google at your own peril. My father beat that game on every PC their research institute had, back in the days of Norton Commander and MS-DOS.

also, why the hell does it take muscle pain so long to go away. let me breathe, dammit!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 02:39 AM

cos your muscles are out to get you, get rid of em as soon as you can is my advice!

why am i smoking again?
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 03:07 AM

because nerves are getting you, and you're using the smokes to calm down.

why Am I so totally unable to make this outline in front of me into a concisely-written opinion letter?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:34 AM

Because you realize that the opinions you're passionate about are seldom concise, hard to refute or well-defined.



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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:45 AM

View PostTapper, on 08 November 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

Because you realize that the opinions you're passionate about are seldom concise, hard to refute or well-defined.



Why am I F5-ing the forum when there is a shitload of work to be done?


Because...well, I think this would do a better job of explaining.



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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:52 AM

Because taste is subjective :)


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Posted 08 November 2010 - 03:41 PM

View PostTapper, on 08 November 2010 - 10:52 AM, said:

Because taste is subjective :)


Why do we complain about overpopulation/immigration when we've now got the technology to house and feed them all?


Because people in general are stupid, and we don't like them. Leave us alone!



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Posted 08 November 2010 - 05:32 PM

CAW CAW Cause it is.

Why is the air so thin up here?
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