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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#241 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 10:13 AM

@Taptaptap
You didn't answer my question! Last line of my post. I has a sad. :(
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:13 AM

View PostSombra, on 01 November 2010 - 10:13 AM, said:

@Taptaptap
You didn't answer my question! Last line of my post. I has a sad. :(



Because you can fap in the same beat as the rain drums, and post-orgasmic chill makes you sleepy. (crap answer, but I don'have a better one).

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:20 PM

cos life aint fair, godammit!

why am I waiting to eat and I still cannot get away from ze desk?
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#244 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:24 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on 01 November 2010 - 05:20 PM, said:

why am I waiting to eat and I still cannot get away from ze desk?



Chains.


Why do i find this banana vaguely threatening, yet sublimely humourous, yet deeply tragic?
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#245 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 08:22 PM

View PostAbyss, on 01 November 2010 - 07:24 PM, said:

View PostFrookenhauer, on 01 November 2010 - 05:20 PM, said:

why am I waiting to eat and I still cannot get away from ze desk?



Chains.


Why do i find this banana vaguely threatening, yet sublimely humourous, yet deeply tragic?



Because it is a bipolar banana.


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Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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#246 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 08:27 PM

Because dreams pursued and achieved are always a letdown.

Why is there no fish?
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 12:26 AM

Because there is no spoon.

Why am I still hungry?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#248 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 03 November 2010 - 06:11 PM

because your stomach is a bottomless pit from whiich there is no escape, even light cannot get away.

Why is christmas almost here?
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Posted 03 November 2010 - 07:47 PM

Because you listen to the marketing hype. Christmas is, in fact, nearly two months away.

What constitutes time?
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 12:40 AM

The movement of your bowels.

Why is motivation so hard to actually kick in?
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 12:49 AM

Because motivation is pain. Weakness leaving the body.

Why do my friends in law school drink SO MUCH?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 04 November 2010 - 12:57 AM

In preparation for all the horrible people they will defend. They're numbing their souls.

What is pie?
Piece o candy, piece o candy, piece o candy aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................................
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 01:32 AM

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844
6095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456
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384146951941511609

Why can I never get to sleep before 11:30 PM even if I go to bed at 8:30?

EDIT: pi is very long. I will be nice and shorten it.

This post has been edited by Silannah: 04 November 2010 - 01:34 AM

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 01:52 AM

Because nobody between the ages of 7 and 60 go to bed that early.

Why would anyone go to sleep that early?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#255 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:34 AM

because they are weak.
in realtion to the law school students drinking, btw: cuz law students live in constant fear of exams and must dumb it down with copious amounts of alcohol.

now, my question is: Why have the past two weeks felt like a vacation, in a sense that i'm completely not motivated to do anything? It can't be burnout, I know the symptoms of that far too well. So then what the hell is it? WHy am I unable to start getting any work done prior to 9 PM?
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 07:18 PM

cos your deadlines are too far away and also daytime is for sleeping...duh!

Why is the prospect of taking my minion to dinner today for a pep talk giving me diarrhea?
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 07:45 PM

Because you're anticipating eating Mexican food.

Why can I not get ye flask?
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 09:23 AM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 04 November 2010 - 07:45 PM, said:

Because you're anticipating eating Mexican food.

Why can I not get ye flask?


I'm certainly not going to tell you! Graphics schmaphics...forsooth!

Why am I not in photos like my friends?
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 10:48 AM

Because you are a social vampire - not showing up in pictures that are simply for association.

Why does man continue to persist, even though it is obvious that he is already dead?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 12:05 PM

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Why does Friday not yield that sweet anticipation for the weekend that it once did?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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