[Dolmen 2.0]

Ashes, on 08 May 2015 - 02:12 AM, said:

1. Why are you suddenly throwing up?

It was either that or crap my pants.

2. Why do I still envy the fact someone out there can afford Weasel ass in a cup despite knowing very certainly I do not want to drink weasel ass in a cup...

Somewhere in the dark caverns of your brain, the freak in you is dying to know what Weasel ass in a cup tastes like and if you just might like it. After all in what other socially acceptable scenario will you will be praised for drinking a cup of weasel ass.


Why does my neighbor like to pee his name in the street when he is very drunk?

Could be he is a spy, nay, perhaps he is the spymaster! the pee is probably how he signals the ninjas.

Why can't we all be ninjas?

[Tiste Simeon]

Because if we were all ninjas... none of us would be ninjas... you must find the ninja... inside you!

Why does Maark have a disturbing fetish for black semen?

[Maark Abbott]

Because



Why does the news today make me want to /selfbuilding?

[Tiste Simeon]

Maark, on 08 May 2015 - 05:50 AM, said:

Because



Why does the news today make me want to /selfbuilding?

Because you just love drones so much...

Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die??

[Gust Hubb]

Sounds like you are either a doctor or bug zapper. You've certainly fooled us long enough and it's time to come clean.

Why do I stay on FaceBook?

[Abyss]

Gust Hubb, on 08 May 2015 - 10:55 AM, said:

Why do I stay on FaceBook?

Self hate.
Why do I enjoy online shopping so much?

[Dolmen 2.0]

Abyss, on 09 May 2015 - 04:48 AM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 08 May 2015 - 10:55 AM, said:

Why do I stay on FaceBook?

Self hate.
Why do I enjoy online shopping so much?

You enjoy it because with one click you set into motion actual tangible events.

Events that employ people and drive the economy forward. With just one click you are burning fossil fuels, launching expeditions of travel to move goods to your doorstep or a place of your nearest convenience. That same click is the greatest testament to human evolution, employing our greatest idea and resource, the internet! In a cacophony of ones and zeroes you have sent the message, an admission of intent to purchase corporate goods. Exact information is given right down to the size, shape and shade you prefer, all within a fraction of a second.

You have allowed businesses to dodge the now unnecesary physical retail space often required to showcase goods! Surely you understand that with this online purchase you have streamlined the merchant process and bent to progress and efficiency. You sir are a saint, a champion! Your purchase online is a testament to your earth shattering wisdom. We also offer mugs. sir could I interest you in buying a mug?


Why can't I do this Lakeshore design for my dad?

This post has been edited by Dolmen 2.0: 09 May 2015 - 05:46 AM

[melonhead]

Dolmen 2.0, on 09 May 2015 - 05:46 AM, said:

Abyss, on 09 May 2015 - 04:48 AM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 08 May 2015 - 10:55 AM, said:

Why do I stay on FaceBook?

Self hate.
Why do I enjoy online shopping so much?

You enjoy it because with one click you set into motion actual tangible events.

Events that employ people and drive the economy forward. With just one click you are burning fossil fuels, launching expeditions of travel to move goods to your doorstep or a place of your nearest convenience. That same click is the greatest testament to human evolution, employing our greatest idea and resource, the internet! In a cacophony of ones and zeroes you have sent the message, an admission of intent to purchase corporate goods. Exact information is given right down to the size, shape and shade you prefer, all within a fraction of a second.

You have allowed businesses to dodge the now unnecesary physical retail space often required to showcase goods! Surely you understand that with this online purchase you have streamlined the merchant process and bent to progress and efficiency. You sir are a saint, a champion! Your purchase online is a testament to your earth shattering wisdom. We also offer mugs. sir could I interest you in buying a mug?


Why can't I do this Lakeshore design for my dad?

Because good things take time. a lot of time. so much time that it is forgotten about for an age until your descendants take up your mantle. or you a procrastinating.

Why did i spend so much time on here and therefore forgot to go to my afternoon class?

[Abyss]

melonhead, on 13 May 2015 - 04:43 AM, said:

Why did i spend so much time on here and therefore forgot to go to my afternoon class?

Because you have no afternoon class. You never did. It was all a dream. Now go post in some book forums.
Why am I so conflicted between scotch and bourbon?

[Tiste Simeon]

Abyss, on 13 May 2015 - 07:00 AM, said:

melonhead, on 13 May 2015 - 04:43 AM, said:

Why did i spend so much time on here and therefore forgot to go to my afternoon class?

Because you have no afternoon class. You never did. It was all a dream. Now go post in some book forums.
Why am I so conflicted between scotch and bourbon?

Because you are messed up in the head! You should immediately know that Scotch is superior in every way. I suggest a lobotomy to get it fixed. I know a guy with some sharpened grapefruit spoons that may be able to help.

Why can't I stop watching this?

[Maark Abbott]

Because it's fucking hilarious. Oh my word.

Tell me why we have survived? While they have suffered. We are the chosen ones and we, we will not falter, as the earth begins to spin, round and round...

[Ashes]

Tiste Simeon, on 13 May 2015 - 09:12 AM, said:

Abyss, on 13 May 2015 - 07:00 AM, said:

melonhead, on 13 May 2015 - 04:43 AM, said:

Why did i spend so much time on here and therefore forgot to go to my afternoon class?

Because you have no afternoon class. You never did. It was all a dream. Now go post in some book forums.
Why am I so conflicted between scotch and bourbon?

Because you are messed up in the head! You should immediately know that Scotch is superior in every way. I suggest a lobotomy to get it fixed. I know a guy with some sharpened grapefruit spoons that may be able to help.

Why can't I stop watching this?
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=gwvzP2JcFtg

Hilarious.
I am now rethinking handing out those noodles (light up head bands they are wearing) at Mardi Gras. I had no idea they could possibly be abused in such a manner.

Maark, on 13 May 2015 - 11:09 AM, said:

Because it's fucking hilarious. Oh my word.

Tell me why we have survived? While they have suffered. We are the chosen ones and we, we will not falter, as the earth begins to spin, round and round...

To quote an old Southpark episode, "Because you have very large penis's.."


Is that the royal we? And who did this choosing? I am now becoming very alarmed..I'm not part of this by responding to this forum right? Seriously..I have to boil and eat crawfish this weekend. Very busy..all that beer you see...

[Abyss]

Ashes, on 13 May 2015 - 03:43 PM, said:

Is that the royal we? And who did this choosing? I am now becoming very alarmed..I'm not part of this by responding to this forum right? Seriously..I have to boil and eat crawfish this weekend. Very busy..all that beer you see...

Yes it is. They did. You should be because you are. Have at it, the beer too. You don't have much time left.

Why hasn't my jetpack arrived yet?

[Maark Abbott]

Because no one knows God Forbid and I have taken control of the post in revenge.

Why does it have to be summer? I hate summer.

[Abyss]

Abyss, on 13 May 2015 - 09:20 PM, said:

Why hasn't my jetpack arrived yet?

Maark, on 14 May 2015 - 04:23 AM, said:

Because no one knows God Forbid and I have taken control of the post in revenge.

Why does it have to be summer? I hate summer.

Because the universe hates you.

Why did you so utterly not answer my question?

[Ashes]

I'm afraid that I hadn't answered because I was quite simply mesmerized for awhile in front of the mirror. All was going well this morning until I went to the bathroom and noticed my hair in the mirror. At that moment, I forgot all about the shadow people jetpack conspiracy. My hair had done something spectacular over the morning, contorting itself into something out of a horror movie. I couldn't understand the angles and twists it had taken. I felt that the universe was trying to show me something via my hair and if I just looked hard enough, all would become clear. Unfortunately, I couldn't divine the meaning before I was once again distracted by the ringing of my phone. So in conclusion, shadow people have intercepted your package and now I'm not positive but I believe that Maark may either be a shadow person or at the very least intricately involved in the plot to deny you access to said device.

Why is it so important for Abyss to never receive the jetpack?

[Maark Abbott]

Because he spoiler tagged my picture because the photo was too big. The devil.

What method should I use to whack Ashes? He knows too much.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Maark, on 15 May 2015 - 03:59 AM, said:

Because he spoiler tagged my picture because the photo was too big. The devil.

What method should I use to whack Ashes? He knows too much.

WATER.

Just rinse him away. Twisty hair and all.


Why am I not surprised Maark is one of the shadow persons behind the jetpack thievery?

[Maark Abbott]

Because anyone who uses Hazama as their avatar is someone you should be suspicious of.

Why do I have to go through yet ANOTHER desk move at work today?

[Abyss]

Because the detonator was faulty.

Why is C4 so darn expensive these days?