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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#601 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 12:30 PM

The Bruces were a fine upstanding Norman descended family that ran around accumulating power in Scotland till eventually they could kick Edward Longshanks right up the arse in 1314.

Why do birds, suddenly appear?

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#602 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 06:58 PM

I have sneakily put bird seed in all your most commonly visited places (home, work etc.) They are just awaiting my cue to attack.

Why do I have such a passion for making music and yet the music making ability of a long dead cave troll?

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#603 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 08:51 PM

Because you're just like me in that regard!

Why do I have "Prince Ali Fabulous He" in my head from Disney's Aladdin? For a bonus point, why the hell do I remember all the words???!!

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#604 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 09:34 PM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 25 May 2015 - 08:51 PM, said:

Why do I have "Prince Ali Fabulous He" in my head from Disney's Aladdin? For a bonus point, why the hell do I remember all the words???!!

Because it's an absolutely great song, far better than the mawkish 'whole new world' that everyone remembers instead.

Why the F*** have i been sick for all 3 days of the bank holiday weekend

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#605 Ashes

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Posted 26 May 2015 - 01:43 PM

Bird flu. You shouldn't keep all those birds in all your common visiting places.

Why can't I concentrate today?

#606 Abyss

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 08:16 PM

Subharmonic mind fuckery.

Why is Amazon taking so long to deliver my defenestration ray gun?

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#607 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 03:26 AM

Abyss, on 23 June 2015 - 08:16 PM, said:

Why is Amazon taking so long to deliver my defenestration ray gun?

Possibly for the same reasons you're on the TSA No-fly list.

Why Can't I quit my job move to Brazil and live the rest of my life as a wealthy billionaire philanthropist?

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#608 Gnaw

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 04:03 AM

Abyss, on 23 June 2015 - 08:16 PM, said:

Why is Amazon taking so long to deliver my defenestration ray gun?

Because defenestration is only truly enjoyable as a manual activity.

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 05:42 PM

Dolmen 2.0, on 24 June 2015 - 03:26 AM, said:

Why Can't I quit my job move to Brazil and live the rest of my life as a wealthy billionaire philanthropist?

Because you're not nearly sexy enough to go Brazil. Also, poor.

Gnaw, on 24 June 2015 - 04:03 AM, said:

Abyss, on 23 June 2015 - 08:16 PM, said:

Why is Amazon taking so long to deliver my defenestration ray gun?

Because defenestration is only truly enjoyable as a manual activity.

Why did Gnaw fail to follow the Rules of the game?

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#610 Ashes

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 05:59 PM

Gnaw was practicing the art of private manual activities and became so enamored with the image of you holding your ray gun that Gnaw missed the other post entirely. In short, the answer is a failure to multitask.

Why will I never visit Russia's new Patriot Park aka "military Disneyland"?

#611 Abyss

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 07:30 PM

Ashes, on 24 June 2015 - 05:59 PM, said:

Why will I never visit Russia's new Patriot Park aka "military Disneyland"?

Because in Russia, new Patriot Park visit YOU.

Why does that joke never get old?

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 08:01 AM

Abyss, on 24 June 2015 - 07:30 PM, said:

Ashes, on 24 June 2015 - 05:59 PM, said:

Why will I never visit Russia's new Patriot Park aka "military Disneyland"?

Because in Russia, new Patriot Park visit YOU.

Why does that joke never get old?

Because Nefarias Bredd said it first!

Why has Fiddler, our cat, suddenly developed a powerful interest in frozen vegetables?

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#613 Maark Abbott

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Posted 27 June 2015 - 04:57 AM

Because vegetables are multiple colours, just like those naughty and saucy gays. He's celebrating 'Murrkr becoming a 21st Century nation.

Why did I take Bloody Mess again?

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 03:29 PM

Because you bloody well don't bloody know any bloody better.

Why has it taken so long for someone to resurrect this game?

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#615 Mentalist

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 03:53 PM

Because we needed to see first word thread come back first.

Why is my room sweltering hot and it's only plus 2 (feels like minus 4) outside?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#616 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 04:19 PM

Because you live over a hell mouth only you don't have a hot Sarah Michelle Gellar to rescue you from your inevitable consumption by a badly CGI'd monster.

Why haven't they switched my flipping gas on at my house again??

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#617 Mentalist

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 04:26 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 29 March 2016 - 04:19 PM, said:

Because the postal goblins stole the check you sent to pay your last bill.

Why is this day so slow?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#618 Abyss

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 04:46 PM

Your personal chronal aura is wholly out of whack with the rest of the planet. Consequently an hour for the rest of us feels like six hours for you.
...because the universe hates you and wants you to suffer, that's why.

Why didn't i save some of those red bean filled sesame balls for after lunch?

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#619 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 08:31 PM

Because you were giggling too much about the fact that they had the word "balls" in like the immature chap you are.

Why is it I just had a monumental poop and yet I still feel full and bloated yet I didn't eat badly today?

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#620 Gust Hubb

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:00 AM

Oh, that was the parasite pooping. You haven't pooped in years, and maybe he didn't eat well. You ask him?

Why does everything cost so much?

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