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#641 Mentalist

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Posted 20 April 2016 - 01:59 AM

because it ninjas your tastebuds.

why "roast beef", but "pork roast"?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 20 April 2016 - 02:24 AM

Because "jumbo shrimp" and "chicken steak".

Why can't I get decent nduja around here?

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#643 Maark Abbott

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 08:35 AM

Because you are a cat.

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#644 Mentalist

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 11:33 PM

Because Sanderson can't do good pacing in a massive doorstopper.

Why would anyone go through the hassle of stealing my ten year old, half-broken bicycle?

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 25 April 2016 - 12:12 AM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#645 Giles

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 12:03 AM

For use in a ritual.

why did i start WoW again?

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#646 Gorefest

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 09:37 AM

Because Togg and Fanderay are by nature very jumpy. Don't approach them downwind.

Why is the time of day with the slowest bleeding traffic called rush hour?

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 03:19 PM

Because the studio paid extra for the marketing.

Why is this coffee so bad?

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#648 Gust Hubb

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 05:08 PM

Robusta not Arabica.

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 05:10 PM

Decaf not Arabica.

Why does a bad coffee just drag my whole morning down?

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#650 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 05:18 PM

Because not Arabica.

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#651 Gust Hubb

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 06:14 PM

Probably had something to do with an absence of Arabica and unboosted alertness.

Why is it always beautiful outside during work hours and awful during the rest of the time.

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#652 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 26 April 2016 - 03:24 PM

Gust Hubb, on 25 April 2016 - 06:14 PM, said:

Probably had something to do with an absence of Arabica and unboosted alertness.

Why is it always beautiful outside during work hours and awful during the rest of the time.

because an 8-5 job is actually a 7-6 when you add in the commute leaving you nothing but cool temperatures, weak daylight and a limping zest for life. (but there's always pizza, have some pizza GH)

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#653 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:22 PM

Because you work a 7-6 job.

Why do women make ZERO sense (seriously... zero)?

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Posted 27 April 2016 - 11:08 PM

Because it's all your fault now shut up and go buy her flowers, chocolates and/or video games.

Why am I still sober?

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Posted 28 April 2016 - 02:05 AM

You aren't. You have just adapted to having 40% of your blood volume consisting of pure alcohol. Don't light any matches near your body...

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