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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#621 Slow Ben

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:45 AM

Dont worry about it. Treat yo self!

Why does my wife watch such crappy tv shows?

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#622 Giles

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:57 AM

so that you don't watch them as well

Why can i not go to bed at a reasonable time ever?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 02:47 AM

Because boring.
Why can't I stay awake to read before sleeping?

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#624 Gust Hubb

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 03:56 AM

Choose better books. Or drink a red bull.

Why do plants survive better when I ignore them?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:11 AM

Because they're introverted recluses who can't perform under pressure. Any pressure.

Why do I spend all night in a large processing facility with wide spaces and excellent ventilation but don't need to fart till I get home?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 04:09 PM

Messremb, on 30 March 2016 - 06:11 AM, said:

Why do I spend all night in a large processing facility with wide spaces and excellent ventilation but don't need to fart till I get home?

Because your digestive system possesses a sense of irony.

Why do I flash back to that Alanis Morisette song every time I use the word 'irony'?

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#627 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 08:26 PM

Because the big shocking secret is that Abyss IS Alanis Morisette!!!!

Why am I so worn out when today hasn't been that tiring?

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#628 Giles

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:10 PM

becuase you're lazy

Why don't i like Asda despite it having most of the things i want to buy when other supermarkets don't?

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 03:18 AM

Because Asda is run by Satanic cultists and your subconscious is trying to save you from the discounted long pig olive loaf.
Why has my favorite Korean taco stand not re-opened for the Spring yet?

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#630 Maark Abbott

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 04:37 AM

The guy who runs it is Kim Jong... Ill.

Why are the filthy neutrals coming out of the woodwork on the MG?

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 04:41 AM

Because the chaotics didn't care and the lawfuls had better things to do.

Why isn't there a single thing in my fridge that i feel like eating?

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#632 Giles

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 11:48 AM

Because you're too picky

Why is noone posting in the first word thread?

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#633 Maark Abbott

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 12:15 PM

Because reasons.

Why are people still recommending that I read the war crime that is Stormlight Archives?

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 03:13 PM

Because they are all Brandon Sanderson under various pseudonyms.

Why does Maark hate joy?

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#635 Gust Hubb

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 01:30 AM

Because he had a horrible awful relationship with a girl of the same name.

Why was the new lunch eat a little slimy?

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