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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#381 Tapper

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:16 PM

Because you're past the alpha male stage/ are comfortable with emotions.

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#382 Mentalist

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:18 PM

becasue life is either very good or very bad.

why is soccer more important to me than studying for exams?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#383 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 06:01 AM

Because soccer involves a ball and an exam is comprised of paper and half-empty pens.

Why does time speed up when you want it to slow down and vice-versa?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#384 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 03:46 PM

Ain, on 24 November 2010 - 06:01 AM, said:

Because soccer involves a ball and an exam is comprised of paper and half-empty pens.

Why does time speed up when you want it to slow down and vice-versa?

because the universe hates us.

Why IS Romeo Romeo?

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#385 Tapper

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 10:40 PM

Grimilla Insultface, on 24 November 2010 - 03:46 PM, said:

Ain, on 24 November 2010 - 06:01 AM, said:

Because soccer involves a ball and an exam is comprised of paper and half-empty pens.

Why does time speed up when you want it to slow down and vice-versa?

because the universe hates us.

Why IS Romeo Romeo?

Because if he was Rafael he would not be Romeo. However, Romeo may be an Alpha, too, in which case, he's less than ideal.

Why are we? (deep, ain't it?)

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#386 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 08:07 AM

Because we is. (deep, also)

Why does shaving not completely work?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#387 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 09:32 AM

Ain, on 25 November 2010 - 08:07 AM, said:

Why does shaving not completely work?

a. depends what you're shaving
b. are you shaving against the grain for a smoother finish?
c. regrowth

Why do I have the feeling all my nice plans for this last week in Sweatsville (getting my shit together to leave) are going to be ruined and I will be forced to do everything at the last minute?

This post has been edited by Sombra: 25 November 2010 - 09:35 AM

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#388 Tremolo

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 10:16 AM

Sombra, on 25 November 2010 - 09:32 AM, said:

Why do I have the feeling all my nice plans for this last week in Sweatsville (getting my shit together to leave) are going to be ruined and I will be forced to do everything at the last minute?

Because you are persona non grata for banging all the married women and their husbands want to lynch you right now.

Why cant we all just get along?

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#389 Tattersail_

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 10:54 AM

different point of views, unenforced jealousy, perception of the grass being greener, the weather, money, gender, religion, country you're from, stereotypes, the list is endless!

why do i get bollocked for leaving 1 minute early every day, even though i'm in 30 minutes early?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#390 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 03:42 PM

Cos you are putting your manager in an uncomfortable position whereby he knows everybody is looking at you leave and feeling annoyed, however unjust it may be, so as the cause of this minor irritation you will get it. fair it isn't.

Why is gem-frikkin-craft so bloody awesome?

souls are for wimps

#391 HiddenOne

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 05:47 PM

Why did this thread die a sudden and quiet death?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#392 Slow Ben

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 01:38 AM

Because the mob is easily amused and even more easilly bored.

Why do people only make white chocolate pretzels at Chrismas time?

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#393 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 08:19 AM

Slow Ben, on 09 January 2011 - 01:38 AM, said:

Because the mob is easily amused and even more easilly bored.

Why do people only make white chocolate pretzels at Chrismas time?

. Because it is only at Xmas that the white chocolate pretzels come out of hiding. Why do my feet hurt?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#394 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 10:02 AM

Because you forgot to wear shoes; you're not a hobbit.

Why do my friends refuse the offer to stay the night at my place, even if they'll be stranded a good hour's walk from home without a ride?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#395 MTS

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 11:43 AM

Because an hour's walk in the middle of the night while drunk is always an adventure.

Why am I sitting at my computer and not out getting drunk right now?

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#396 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 01:18 AM

Because the warm, sociable glow of the computer screen beckons you to browse social networking sites and TvTropes.

Why don't I feel fat after the last few days crammed full of shite food?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#397 frookenhauer

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 04:15 AM

cos you are digesting the matter, init.

Why is this thread back?

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#398 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 08:44 AM

Because people need a place to vent.

Why does it rain but still be warm?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#399 Arthur Dayne

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