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Help me name my dog

#21 User is offline   foolio 

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:02 PM

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If you must keep it boring colored, Evelyn. Or Briana.


its a dog, not a porn star.

Name it Yeti, or Dookie.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:01 PM

Breagha for a female (seems quite popular at the moment) or for a more boisterous dog, Burach.

I wanted to call my dog hoover or dyson. In the end we settled on Millie.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:08 PM

Clearly it needed to be named after a dog in MBotF. I am a fan of buying a Wiemereiner(sp) and naming it Blind. But your dog sounds more like a Roach from the chain of dogs. Could of called it Desebalikidkdajodufpapudf and gone with Desi for short too....

Just saying what kind of fanboi nerds are you!?

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:54 PM

Call it poop maker
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 02:38 PM

Bichposh

Enya

Pookie
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:27 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

The doggy is a female, 1/2 Bichon, 1/4 shitzu, 1/4 pomeranian. She is very sweet and loving, but quite spunky when she gets fired up.

Please throw out some suggestions.


1/2 bichon, 1/4 shitzu, 1/4 pomeranian and 100% ugly. Call her Fugly.

Thank me later.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:59 PM

View Postdktorode, on 08 June 2010 - 07:42 AM, said:

Whiskers...



My friends call me whiskers, cause i'm curious like a cat. And cause i'm a worrier.


And male or female you should name it Oy. You know this to be true.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:03 PM

View Postamphibian, on 08 June 2010 - 05:13 AM, said:

I'm calling my future dog "Woof". Regardless of gender.

Your dog should be named Lola.


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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:12 PM

Well, my dogs are named Dotcom and Holycrap. Some people say it's stupid, but no one has ever denied the awesomeness.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:14 PM

View Postfoolio, on 08 June 2010 - 12:02 PM, said:

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If you must keep it boring colored, Evelyn. Or Briana.


its a dog, not a porn star.



And I was afraid no one would get it! :D
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:26 PM

We have decided on Penny. Thanks for the input guys.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:29 PM

Not Penny's Boat.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:32 PM

No, not named after that Penny. NOt that we won't make jokes about it.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:33 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 04:26 PM, said:

We have decided on Penny. Thanks for the input guys.


So, porn-names were a good idea. Excellent.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:39 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 04:32 PM, said:

No, not named after that Penny. NOt that we won't make jokes about it.


so maybe this Penny?

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 04:47 PM

View PostJusentantaka, on 08 June 2010 - 04:33 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 04:26 PM, said:

We have decided on Penny. Thanks for the input guys.


So, porn-names were a good idea. Excellent.


evidently. Shows what I know. I stand corrected.

This post has been edited by foolio: 08 June 2010 - 04:49 PM

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 07:26 PM

View PostJusentantaka, on 08 June 2010 - 04:33 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 04:26 PM, said:

We have decided on Penny. Thanks for the input guys.


So, porn-names were a good idea. Excellent.


I wonder what kind of women name is NOT porn. Maybe if he had put Penny18, then it would be less porn.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 07:46 PM

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 07:52 PM

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I wonder what kind of women name is NOT porn.



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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:32 PM

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