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#41 User is offline   SalokinX 

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:32 PM

View Postfoolio, on 08 June 2010 - 07:52 PM, said:

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I wonder what kind of women name is NOT porn.



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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:39 PM

There has to be some classic German porn out there. I certainly watched my share as a Teenager. Hilda is definitely a porn name.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:49 PM

Lily
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:51 PM

Well, it's the wrong animal and all, but I've always heard that Sarah Jessica were classical animal names.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:09 PM

View PostAptorian, on 08 June 2010 - 08:39 PM, said:

There has to be some classic German porn out there. I certainly watched my share as a Teenager. Hilda is definitely a porn name.


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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:55 PM

Emma

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 03:15 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 08 June 2010 - 05:54 AM, said:

It's settled, the dog is named Penny Marie Luxury Yacht. Lola was in the running but got eliminated because that is her mother's name.

Lola is the bitch of the dog's name or the mother of your girlfriend's name?
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 08:11 AM

Lola is the name of the bitch.
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 06:39 PM

View PostSalokinX, on 08 June 2010 - 08:32 PM, said:

View Postfoolio, on 08 June 2010 - 07:52 PM, said:

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I wonder what kind of women name is NOT porn.



Gertrude


You'd be surprised. (I googled it.)


damn. Foiled again.

I can see it now, "Gerty does the dirty."
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 10:01 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 09 June 2010 - 08:11 AM, said:

Lola is the name of the bitch.

So, again, which is it?



:p
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 10:22 PM

@First Gamet

That's gonna start a fire, I can already tell.

Like my friends back in Brazil used to say "Talk about my family but don't talk about my girl".

Good luck (I would edit that, quick.)
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 11:29 PM

View PostFist Gamet, on 09 June 2010 - 10:01 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 09 June 2010 - 08:11 AM, said:

Lola is the name of the bitch.

So, again, which is it?



:p


That woman is a saint. You should be ashamed.

Also, your mom.
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#53 User is offline   SalokinX 

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 11:32 PM

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Too late.
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 04:14 AM

Yoshi is the best pet name... easily...

hands down...
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 11:44 AM

:p My bad...just seemed so perfectly set up for it. I am sure she is a wonderful woman. Must learn to ignore the devil on my shoulder. Sorry, dude.
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 01:18 PM

It was pretty funny.
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 07:53 PM

View PostFist Gamet, on 10 June 2010 - 11:44 AM, said:

:p My bad...just seemed so perfectly set up for it. I am sure she is a wonderful woman. Must learn to ignore the devil on my shoulder. Sorry, dude.

It's cool man, I knew it was a joke.
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 09:29 PM

View PostFist Gamet, on 10 June 2010 - 11:44 AM, said:

:p My bad...just seemed so perfectly set up for it. I am sure she is a wonderful woman. Must learn to ignore the devil on my shoulder. Sorry, dude.


:kallor:Psssst, now say you we're kidding and make a sex joke.
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Posted 11 June 2010 - 01:21 PM

:p naughty, naughty.
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