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#981 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 11:50 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:48 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:45 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:41 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HFa4a56j52o


No, i disguised mtself as a post and snuck into your pants, ok this is getting weird.


Whoa so you slipped the date rape drug into STD's drink, had your way with him and now he's having your baby! What kind of deranged internet board are we on!


I fell like your sayunmg that there only one date rape drug, by saying the. You are mistaken.

You gave me a Forget-Me-Now? DAMN YOU


THEY TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER! Ha got pasts all the magical ninja defenses you had in places.


This is like a damn soap opera! For those of you who don't know HMQB drugged and then took advantage of STD and now STD is having his baby! That poor baby! It has absolutely no chance at being normal with you two being the fathers! Nevermind the fact that STD is drinking and doing lsd while preggers!


Not to mention LCD, and the next card. Mappo, you ready?


What you all really don't know is that it wasn't STD who I raped, his ninja defenses were too strong it was his evil twin brother RAMONE.
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#982 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:49 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:48 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:45 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:41 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HFa4a56j52o


No, i disguised mtself as a post and snuck into your pants, ok this is getting weird.


Whoa so you slipped the date rape drug into STD's drink, had your way with him and now he's having your baby! What kind of deranged internet board are we on!


I fell like your sayunmg that there only one date rape drug, by saying the. You are mistaken.

You gave me a Forget-Me-Now? DAMN YOU


THEY TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER! Ha got pasts all the magical ninja defenses you had in places.


This is like a damn soap opera! For those of you who don't know HMQB drugged and then took advantage of STD and now STD is having his baby! That poor baby! It has absolutely no chance at being normal with you two being the fathers! Nevermind the fact that STD is drinking and doing lsd while preggers!

I resent that Tehol, I'm totally normal. It even says it in my profile!


Your profile can say whatever it wants! We all know the truth! How many shots have you had?

@TT well done! I approve! I've switched over to bacardi dragon berry for the moment, much tastier than skittle shots

There's a tornado warning flashing across my tv screen should I be alarmed?? I guess if one blows in I can hide under my laptop although that may not cut it............
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#983 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:51 PM, said:

As ready as a clam! (WTF does that even mean?)


It means that the clam gets the ace of hearts? Everyone drink!
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#984 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

Km is WASTED! :(


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#985 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:51 PM, said:

As ready as a clam! (WTF does that even mean?)


Obviously, it means you're ready to get prised open and slurped out.
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#986 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:53 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 03 July 2010 - 11:49 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:47 PM, said:

For some reason I jsut though tb was Km...



HOW DID YOU THINK THAT! SHE IS TB!! the one and only! im

the lightweight! there is no posiblility fo confusionm!




NONO I rwad a post and after the names went bloop in my mind and I saw it was tehols post but I thought it was yours.



So whats everyone at?
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:53 PM

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:51 PM, said:

As ready as a clam! (WTF does that even mean?)


It means that the clam gets the ace of hearts? Everyone drink!


SOB! numba 11!!!!
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#988 User is offline   KalamMekhar 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM

for my shot im just gonna take a frink of my coke and cherry jack rum, skittle shots are killin meh!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:

Your profile can say whatever it wants! We all know the truth! How many shots have you had?

@TT well done! I approve! I've switched over to bacardi dragon berry for the moment, much tastier than skittle shots

There's a tornado warning flashing across my tv screen should I be alarmed?? I guess if one blows in I can hide under my laptop although that may not cut it............

LIES! All lies!

This one makes 15.

Who's Ramone? I hope he's ok...
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM

@HMQB you have a twin brother! Named ramone??? WTF this is all too much for me.

KM is drunk! to his credit it took much longer than I thought it would!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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#991 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:51 PM, said:

As ready as a clam! (WTF does that even mean?)


Obviously, it means you're ready to get prised open and slurped out.

Sounds exotic.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:

Your profile can say whatever it wants! We all know the truth! How many shots have you had?

@TT well done! I approve! I've switched over to bacardi dragon berry for the moment, much tastier than skittle shots

There's a tornado warning flashing across my tv screen should I be alarmed?? I guess if one blows in I can hide under my laptop although that may not cut it............

LIES! All lies!

This one makes 15.

Who's Ramone? I hope he's ok...


You don't even know your black evil twin! Shame okmn you?"!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:




DOPNT ELL NOBODY!!!!
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#994 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:

Your profile can say whatever it wants! We all know the truth! How many shots have you had?

@TT well done! I approve! I've switched over to bacardi dragon berry for the moment, much tastier than skittle shots

There's a tornado warning flashing across my tv screen should I be alarmed?? I guess if one blows in I can hide under my laptop although that may not cut it............

LIES! All lies!

This one makes 15.

Who's Ramone? I hope he's ok...


Ramone is the father of your unborn child! you need to get this shit straight! Time for another shot!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:56 PM

Right, as we stand, we have drunk the following, as well as the three that came up before my computer crashed, although I cant be asked to look back and see what they were.
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Edit - Can you lot see this image? It's not showing up for me, but the attachment tag is here and correct.

This post has been edited by alt146: 03 July 2010 - 11:59 PM

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:56 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

@HMQB you have a twin brother! Named ramone??? WTF this is all too much for me.

KM is drunk! to his credit it took much longer than I thought it would!


NOOOOO you guys are all wrong yes it is! Its STD's evil brother and he smells bad!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:56 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:




DOPNT ELL NOBODY!!!!


I think we're all aware with or without my saying anything
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#998 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:56 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 03 July 2010 - 11:55 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:52 PM, said:




DOPNT ELL NOBODY!!!!


I outlaster you1!!!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:57 PM

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:56 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

@HMQB you have a twin brother! Named ramone??? WTF this is all too much for me.

KM is drunk! to his credit it took much longer than I thought it would!


NOOOOO you guys are all wrong yes it is! Its STD's evil brother and he smells bad!


So you impregnated STD's twin, he is a twin in real life by the way, but it's a sister.

In that case who the hell is the father of STD's baby!
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The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:57 PM

This is the first I'm hearing about Ramone!

Cristine Sixteen!

Urgh I need to chug some beer for a while
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