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#941 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

@Alt You have to do your driving test in a standard not an automatic?? Really? Wow! My mini jcw is a standard but it's a paddle shift with auto option, so not a true standard.


Automatics are pretty rare down here, mainly because they're still a fair bit more expensive than sticks and we all learn to drive a car with a clutch when we're old enough. I think if you do your license in an auto, you are only allowed to drive automatics and everyone laughs at you... Think I've driven an automatic twice in my life, absolutely hated it both times.
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#942 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

@Alt You have to do your driving test in a standard not an automatic?? Really? Wow! My mini jcw is a standard but it's a paddle shift with auto option, so not a true standard.

Hell's a standard? You mean manual or stick shift? We get the option, manual or automatic. Only real men drive manuals though, no triptonic shit either.


Manual is standard in north america sorry. my car is a tiptronic shifter there's nothing wrong with that!

I'll do my shot now!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

HEY TT! You've missed about 11 pages of chatter, and me and Tehol are about 11-12 shots in.

MTS, can categorically state HMQB did not impregnate me..


Oh good, the serious drinking hasn't started yet then. :(

Had a few beers tonight but now I need to play catch-up, freezer vodka it is.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:

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#945 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM

Slum you around? Shall I give his card to toby?
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM

TT gots any skittles?
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

@Alt You have to do your driving test in a standard not an automatic?? Really? Wow! My mini jcw is a standard but it's a paddle shift with auto option, so not a true standard.


Automatics are pretty rare down here, mainly because they're still a fair bit more expensive than sticks and we all learn to drive a car with a clutch when we're old enough. I think if you do your license in an auto, you are only allowed to drive automatics and everyone laughs at you... Think I've driven an automatic twice in my life, absolutely hated it both times.


Wow in North America most cars are automatic, in fact there are several models that are no longer available in manual, people don't normally get them unless they are getting a racier type car of trying to save money.

Are we doing out next shot now? and can we please have some music

Oh and FW will be getting no more cupcakes from me as he didn't show after all that trash talk :(
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#948 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HFa4a56j52o


No, i disguised mtself as a post and snuck into your pants, ok this is getting weird.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:39 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

HEY TT! You've missed about 11 pages of chatter, and me and Tehol are about 11-12 shots in.

MTS, can categorically state HMQB did not impregnate me..


Oh good, the serious drinking hasn't started yet then. :(

Had a few beers tonight but now I need to play catch-up, freezer vodka it is.


TT you made it! Why were you bathing in Amaretto last night instead of drinking it?
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-

The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:39 PM

Skittles? I'll rummage around in the sweets drawer for them.

Yes, I have a whole drawer dedicated to the storage of various types of confectionary.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

@Alt You have to do your driving test in a standard not an automatic?? Really? Wow! My mini jcw is a standard but it's a paddle shift with auto option, so not a true standard.

Hell's a standard? You mean manual or stick shift? We get the option, manual or automatic. Only real men drive manuals though, no triptonic shit either.


Manual is standard in north america sorry. my car is a tiptronic shifter there's nothing wrong with that!

I'll do my shot now!

Nah, can't beat teh old stick for class. We mostly have autos here too, mine's only manual cos it's 10 years old (still totally awesome though)

I gave you some music Tehol, and doing a shot. Lucky 13!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HFa4a56j52o


No, i disguised mtself as a post and snuck into your pants, ok this is getting weird.


Whoa so you slipped the date rape drug into STD's drink, had your way with him and now he's having your baby! What kind of deranged internet board are we on!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
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-Stone Monkey-

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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#953 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 03 July 2010 - 11:39 PM, said:

Skittles? I'll rummage around in the sweets drawer for them.

Yes, I have a whole drawer dedicated to the storage of various types of confectionary.


K throw soma thAT stuff in the vodka and then shake and bake, you know the drill.
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#954 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:41 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM, said:

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 11:35 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:31 PM, said:

@Alt You have to do your driving test in a standard not an automatic?? Really? Wow! My mini jcw is a standard but it's a paddle shift with auto option, so not a true standard.


Automatics are pretty rare down here, mainly because they're still a fair bit more expensive than sticks and we all learn to drive a car with a clutch when we're old enough. I think if you do your license in an auto, you are only allowed to drive automatics and everyone laughs at you... Think I've driven an automatic twice in my life, absolutely hated it both times.


Wow in North America most cars are automatic, in fact there are several models that are no longer available in manual, people don't normally get them unless they are getting a racier type car of trying to save money.

Are we doing out next shot now? and can we please have some music

Oh and FW will be getting no more cupcakes from me as he didn't show after all that trash talk :(


Yeah, it took me ages to realise that all the references in movies and TV to driving stick were because it's considered something only farmers or race-car drivers do.

Waiting on either Slum or TT for the next card.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:41 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 11:38 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 03 July 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Well, then that's even worse HMQB! My keenly refined ninjaz senses could easily detect you trying to have your way iwth me.

A treat for y'all:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HFa4a56j52o


No, i disguised mtself as a post and snuck into your pants, ok this is getting weird.


Whoa so you slipped the date rape drug into STD's drink, had your way with him and now he's having your baby! What kind of deranged internet board are we on!


I fell like your sayunmg that there only one date rape drug, by saying the. You are mistaken.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:42 PM

Ok, on to beer number 5.

So, it's my card or something?
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:42 PM

View PostSlum, on 03 July 2010 - 11:42 PM, said:

Ok, on to beer number 5.

So, it's my card or something?


Yup, and it's a beautiful bouncing Two of Diamonds. Nominate someone to have a shot.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:42 PM

Thank you for the song STD! I'll listen to it now! I'm doing another shot this is taking too long!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:43 PM

Raise the roof!

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 11:43 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 11:39 PM, said:


TT you made it! Why were you bathing in Amaretto last night instead of drinking it?


Oh yeah that - I was out having a meal with some friends, and taking the piss out of one who in retaliation threw a rather impressively aimed sugar cube right into my drink. Splash, amaretto everywhere, looked like I'd pissed myself but instead of being bad it was quite nice almondy smelling. A waste though, I agree. Tempted to go get amaretto from downstairs now....
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