[Mentalist]

well, this has to be done.

Drinks on me tonight.

Toast to Mal and the other 7 b-day ppl tonight.

enjoy, whilst i'm off to work.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Cheers! Congrats Mal and B-day people, incidentally when is Hetan due? (didn't miss it I hope?) We should make that an honorary Malazan Shot day, two shots if the kid gets a Malazan middle name, three if its a first-name.

[Darkwatch]

So me and KL have come up with two new drinks they will now be available at all times in the pub.

May be NSFW

Spoiler

"Sodomy"

- 2 oz of Dark spiced rum
- Coconut oil
- Grenadine and brown sugar for the rim
- Shot of dark chocolate syrup

Rim a glass with brown sugar and grenadine. Coat the inside of the glass with coconut oil then fill it with dark spiced rum and a shot of chocolate syrup. Serve warm.


"Cunnilingus"

- Pink jell-o
- 2 parts Bourbon whiskey
- 1 part fresh lemon juice
- Dash egg white (optional)

Get a glass that isn't smooth on the inside (so that the jello adheres well) and fill it with pink jell-o and let it set. Hollow out some of the jello, mix a whiskey sour and pour into the jello glass. Serve warm.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 06 March 2013 - 03:58 AM

[Hinter]

Darkwatch, on 06 March 2013 - 03:54 AM, said:

So me and KL have come up with two new drinks they will now be available at all times in the pub.

May be NSFW

Spoiler

"Sodomy"

- 2 oz of Dark spiced rum
- Coconut oil
- Grenadine and brown sugar for the rim
- Shot of dark chocolate syrup

Rim a glass with brown sugar and grenadine. Coat the inside of the glass with coconut oil then fill it with dark spiced rum and a shot of chocolate syrup. Serve warm.


"Cunnilingus"

- Pink jell-o
- 2 parts Bourbon whiskey
- 1 part fresh lemon juice
- Dash egg white (optional)

Get a glass that isn't smooth on the inside (so that the jello adheres well) and fill it with pink jell-o and let it set. Hollow out some of the jello, mix a whiskey sour and pour into the jello glass. Serve warm.

I should come here more often.

[Darkwatch]

It was a great moment of inspiration. I forgot how much fun inventing drinks was.

[Centzon Totochtin]

DW - you need to come to Australia and make cocktails for us

and see some sights... but mostly cocktails

[Darkwatch]

Centzon Totochtin, on 07 March 2013 - 09:04 AM, said:

DW - you need to come to Australia and make cocktails for us

and see some sights... but mostly cocktails

I want to Centz. I just need to scrape together the cash to do it.
Maybe I can get a Kickstarter going.

[Darkwatch]

I had to explain to a family member that electromagnetism was not gravity.
This has left me wondering what rock they were under.

[Cold Iron]

Darkwatch, on 29 March 2013 - 02:33 AM, said:

I had to explain to a family member that electromagnetism was not gravity.
This has left me wondering what rock they were under.

Probably a rock made from multi-dimensional superstrings.

[Darkwatch]

That thing's mass energy must be huge if it reached macro scale.

[Darkwatch]

May is coming and with it every birthday in the world apparently. What the hell is it about September-August that makes people want to reproduce?

[Darkwatch]

This is turning into a thread of my own musings.

At any rate I'm looking at gift certificates to a spa for a friend. The prices are as expected pretty bloody high so I've been looking at the different kinds to see what they're supposed to achieve. I was expecting basically different kinds of pressure and muscles action but no.

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The Amma is a Japanese style massage which is often describe as acupuncture without needles. By working rhythmically on certain points with thumb, hands, rocking, stretches, percussion and energy sweeps.
On top of being relaxing this massage stimulates, unblocks and activates energy circulation and revitalizes the body and mind.

See I understand that spas have this strange new-age mentality shadowing them a lot, but this is just ridiculous. Energy sweeps? Really? Also the rhythm may be a pleasant and relaxing sensation I very much doubt it has any kind of effect beyond that. There's also reflexology (I'M sure most have heard of this quackery), which is a nice foot massage that claims:

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Improves circulation, purifies the organism of its toxins and impurities while restoring balance to the body thanks to the dose of energy it brings.

I'm now wracking my brain to find another suitable gift for my friend (as I was set on a Spa and this was really the only recommended one...)

[Darkwatch]

I'm finally done making cakes! Two days of work. I will never open a bakery.

Here they are, one snacking stout cake and one triple layered diabetes inducer:

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[King Lear]

I will be cake making tomorrow and will try and post pictures

[Ukjent]

A stout cake, never heard about, but if you have wasted a good stout in it I'm disappointed. And I did actually make brownies yesterday, and they tasted like.. eh.. boring brownies.

[Satan]

King Lear, on 03 May 2013 - 06:46 AM, said:

I will be cake making tomorrow and will try and post pictures

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

[King Lear]

Cake (for my brother's birthday):

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[Darkwatch]

I hadn't thought of icing a cake in that way. Looks epic.

[Centzon Totochtin]

You people are terrible for my healthy eating plan

[Darkwatch]

Indeed the Diabetes Inducer is something in a league of it's own for being unhealthy.
Also Cents I intend on trying some culinary experimentation this week or weekend. It involves cookies.