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#541 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 09:59 PM

I've just finished Portal 2 about 5 minutes ago. It was awesome, if a tad short (roughly 6 hours)! GLaDOS is back, we've got a new guy who's just as infuriating as you'd expect from a Moron :D Also, throughout the whole game I kept thinking he's voiced by Allistairs from Dragon Age (he's not, though there are parallels in personality :p)

Now to find someone to play co-op with.
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 10:14 PM

Hmm, if only there was a simple solution to this problem...

(not today, but later in the week? Also same username on Steam)
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 10:23 PM

'bellurdan' on Steam. And perhaps next week, gotta finish ME2 Insanity playthrough now, and then there's easter when I'll be mostly offline for several days.

btw, did your machine also had serious trouble when lots of fluids came into play? I guess it's hard on hardware :)
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 10:38 PM

Was the only time it slowed down slightly, yeah. Then again this machine has three more cores than the piece of crap I played the original on, and feels like it has four more.
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 11:58 PM

Portal 2 question: what is the best platform to play this game on? (PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3)? ... or does it even matter?

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:00 AM

The answer is always, no matter what game it is (practically), PC. Always.


But I guess you'd have to be fair and say "whichever option will let you play the co-op with someone", because the co-op is a whole game unto itself, apparently.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:04 AM

Oh man, the number of reviews for Portal 2 on metacritic that give it 0-3, by accounts that have either only voted Portal 2 down or Portal 2 and Dragon Age 2 are ridiculous. These people are children. Literal children.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:11 AM

Ok thanks Silencer. Of the consoles (Xbox 360 and Playstation 3) which is the best option? Asking because I've seen discussions on other boards that Playstation 3 is the best. Supposedly there is vid of Portal 2 creators stating that Playstation 3 is the "optimal console platform"... although that might be more marketing / "stratch my back and I will scratch your back" relationship with Sony then actual fact. Based on what I have seen of the game, it does not seem to hang its hat on pushing graphics to the technological edge and so there will not be a noticeable difference between Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:17 AM

I'm personally an Xbox person, when it comes to consoles, but I guess in a game like this (as you say, it's not exactly a tech demo), it comes down to, again, friends, controller/control scheme, price, etc.

Which, obviously, for me is Xbox. But if you prefer the PS3 controller, and it's semi-officially the better console to run the game on, and you don't mind the price difference (I'm assuming there is one...there always is for other games, here), then go for that. :)
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:40 AM

Ok... thanks! I am leaning towards Playstation 3. The game's sophistication seems to appeal more towards the Playstation 3 demographic (as it relates to online play - - - PSN), as opposed to the 12 yr. old "COD army" that seems to dominate Xbox Live.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:59 AM

Fair enough, but tbh I never really get the 12yo retard influx everyone else seems to weather. I mean, sure, I often mute everyone except my friends in Halo and whatnot (and hardly anyone talks in MoH in general...haven't played Crysis 2 enough online to get a feel for it yet), but when I forget or just don't use my mic, I don't get that many 'i hate you n00b h4x0r' girlish screams or anything. A bit too much teabagging for my like in Halo, though...but meh.

I think it has to do with my time zone. I mean, how many 12 year old kids are up at 1am? XD
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:10 AM

Damn it Valve stop trying to make me forgive you for Episode 3's delay
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:54 AM

Love it.
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 04:31 PM

Ahhhh crap, this sucks: The Last Guardian, Team ICO Collection Delayed

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:00 PM

I wonder why they delayed both Last Guardian and the Ico collection. Did they have to canabalise the Team Ico team to get the Last Guardian done perhaps?
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:10 PM

Been playing the Knights of the Chalice demo over the last day or two. Took me a while to brave the game due to the weird perspective, but I didn't even notice it in-game, actually found the graphics pretty beautiful. The combat is absolutely excellent, any doubts I had about paying out £15 for an indie game have completely gone. Best RPG combat in my memory.

[13:51:02] Nefarias Bredd says: I stumble across a room where a few mages/clerics, guards and a troll are lounging around with a disgustingly powerful boss mage
[13:51:13] Nefarias Bredd says: I cast web into the center of the room to hold them while one fighter takes a couple of the nearby guards by surprise and the other, having a cloak that lets him move through web, rushes the boss mage following the boss mage casting a spell that makes him harder to hit
[13:51:20] Nefarias Bredd says: Boss mage proceeds to cast dispel to get rid of a chunk of the web around him, but which gets rid of his protection as well, so he follows this up by fleeing behind some guards while the troll works his way past and around the web, rushing my mage from behind and deliberately smacking him into the web, where he gets stuck
[13:51:36] Nefarias Bredd says: the enemy clerics proceed to summon fire demons which burn up every square of web they run over and proceed to horribly murder my mage, enemy fighters actually follow in the burned-out footsteps to join them and flank me
[13:51:40] Nefarias Bredd says: things get worse from there

Every fight goes a bit like this. Puts Biowarean AAA RPGs' "enemies spawn out of thin air and rush you, repeat for 40 hours" design to shame.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:22 AM

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 10:25 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 19 April 2011 - 10:38 PM, said:

Was the only time it slowed down slightly, yeah. Then again this machine has three more cores than the piece of crap I played the original on, and feels like it has four more.

No slowdown here. My machine kicks ass.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 11:12 PM

Thanks for letting me know!

e: And of course, the Steam friends server decides it has none and stop working.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 26 April 2011 - 11:28 PM

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 04:59 PM

Call of the Dead - Holy shit this looks stupidly good.
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