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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1181 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:10 AM

Farceky and Putzch
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1182 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:42 PM

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#1183 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:45 PM

Nurse, give this man 20cc of Thorazine, stat
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#1184 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:52 PM

Gust Hubb, you never mentioned that your parents were Noel Gallagher and Elijah Wood!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#1185 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:07 AM

View Postworrywort, on 09 May 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

Gust Hubb, you never mentioned that your parents were Noel Gallagher and Elijah Wood!




Edit: removed idiocy

This post has been edited by HiddenOne: 10 May 2012 - 12:07 PM

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#1186 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:09 AM

Interesting fact: GH's real first name is Dexter.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1187 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:23 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 09 May 2012 - 11:42 PM, said:



Clearly I have had a negative influence on you Gusty...
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#1188 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:31 AM

I imagine the crows are the ones taking the photos.
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#1189 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:38 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 10 May 2012 - 03:31 AM, said:

I imagine the crows are the ones taking the photos.


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#1190 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:19 AM

I got an early birthday present. It has ears! (and a tail and mittens! Best jumper ever.)

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#1191 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:33 PM

is tha ta cow head hoodie?
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#1192 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:39 PM

Someone posted a picture of me and them in primary school. Can you guess which one is me?

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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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#1193 User is offline   Use Of Weapons 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

The Hallé Choir Pub Team, in the interval of our recent triumphant performance of Elgar's "The Apostles" at Manchester's Bridgewater Hall. I'm the one who has foolishly closed his eyes.

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#1194 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:04 PM

View PostMacros, on 10 May 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

is tha ta cow head hoodie?


it's a cat, you drunken leprechaun!
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#1195 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:11 PM

You trying to say cows don't have mittens?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#1196 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 03:30 AM

Had it been a cow I likely would have stolen it, so the cat thing is to your benefit
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#1197 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:20 AM

I have a cow hat actually.


And it had mittens...
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#1198 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:25 AM

What is this foolishness?
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#1199 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:37 AM

*has not had

It's pretty cool. I attached a ginger moustache to it once.
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#1200 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:49 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 11 May 2012 - 05:37 AM, said:

*has not had

It's pretty cool. I attached a ginger moustache to it once.


I think you mean MOOstache, yes?
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