I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures
#1181
Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:10 AM
Farceky and Putzch
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1182
Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:42 PM
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This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 10 May 2012 - 01:30 AM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#1183
Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:45 PM
Nurse, give this man 20cc of Thorazine, stat
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#1184
Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:52 PM
Gust Hubb, you never mentioned that your parents were Noel Gallagher and Elijah Wood!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#1185
Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:07 AM
worrywort, on 09 May 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:
Gust Hubb, you never mentioned that your parents were Noel Gallagher and Elijah Wood!
Edit: removed idiocy
This post has been edited by HiddenOne: 10 May 2012 - 12:07 PM
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#1186
Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:09 AM
Interesting fact: GH's real first name is Dexter.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#1189
Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:38 AM
RodeoRanch, on 10 May 2012 - 03:31 AM, said:
I imagine the crows are the ones taking the photos.
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"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#1190
Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:19 AM
I got an early birthday present. It has ears! (and a tail and mittens! Best jumper ever.)
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*Men's Frights Activist*
#1192
Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:39 PM
Someone posted a picture of me and them in primary school. Can you guess which one is me?
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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
#1193
Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:46 PM
The Hallé Choir Pub Team, in the interval of our recent triumphant performance of Elgar's "The Apostles" at Manchester's Bridgewater Hall. I'm the one who has foolishly closed his eyes.
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
-- Oscar Wilde
-- Oscar Wilde
#1194
#1195
Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:11 PM
You trying to say cows don't have mittens?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#1196
Posted 11 May 2012 - 03:30 AM
Had it been a cow I likely would have stolen it, so the cat thing is to your benefit
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#1197
Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:20 AM
I have a cow hat actually.
And it had mittens...
And it had mittens...
*Men's Frights Activist*
#1199
Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:37 AM
*has not had
It's pretty cool. I attached a ginger moustache to it once.
It's pretty cool. I attached a ginger moustache to it once.
*Men's Frights Activist*