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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1121 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:03 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 11 April 2012 - 09:15 AM, said:



Pooper scooper, really Posted Image ?


You don't clean up after your dogs, Gust? Tsk Tsk

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#1122 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:18 AM

Well generally I use a plastic bag and not a ball thrower, but if you like to fling shit about, well it's your prerogative.
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#1123 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:01 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 13 April 2012 - 02:18 AM, said:

Well generally I use a plastic bag and not a ball thrower, but if you like to fling shit about, well it's your prerogative.


One might expect greater hygienic inspired methods of removing crap from a wannabe doctor but if you are happy with the warm squishy feel of fresh dog shit against your hand then I guess that's your prerogative. :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:31 AM

View PostLoki, on 13 April 2012 - 05:01 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 13 April 2012 - 02:18 AM, said:

Well generally I use a plastic bag and not a ball thrower, but if you like to fling shit about, well it's your prerogative.


One might expect greater hygienic inspired methods of removing crap from a wannabe doctor but if you are happy with the warm squishy feel of fresh dog shit against your hand then I guess that's your prerogative. :p


You confuse hygiene with feeling dirty. I would argue that there is greater risk for bacterial contamination if you are to use a shovel to place shit in a plastic bag. With the scooping technique you have to hold the plastic bag open with one hand, exposing it for mishap once you try to put the faeces on the shovel in the bag.

Also, stop being such a girl.
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#1125 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:36 AM

View PostSatan, on 13 April 2012 - 05:31 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 13 April 2012 - 05:01 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 13 April 2012 - 02:18 AM, said:

Well generally I use a plastic bag and not a ball thrower, but if you like to fling shit about, well it's your prerogative.


One might expect greater hygienic inspired methods of removing crap from a wannabe doctor but if you are happy with the warm squishy feel of fresh dog shit against your hand then I guess that's your prerogative. :p


You confuse hygiene with feeling dirty. I would argue that there is greater risk for bacterial contamination if you are to use a shovel to place shit in a plastic bag. With the scooping technique you have to hold the plastic bag open with one hand, exposing it for mishap once you try to put the faeces on the shovel in the bag.

Also, stop being such a girl.


Obviously, you are unaware of automatic pooper scoopers - :D

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All of which is moot given I don't have dogs for pets. I mostly deal in cat and turtle shit these days :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#1126 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.


Nevermind the pay, just offer him a greencard and you're golden!
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#1129 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 01:55 PM

This is what happens when they let us out on our own....


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That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#1130 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:15 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.


after writing three exams in three days, you have no idea how tempting that sounds.....

View PostSatan, on 13 April 2012 - 01:17 PM, said:

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.


Nevermind the pay, just offer him a greencard and you're golden!


Bryn, you realize that I'm currently residing in the most Scandinavian country in the Western Hemisphere, right?
maybe once the free healthcare thing takes off there....
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:53 PM

Never gonna happen, you can't even die for free here, they make your surviving family pay for it all
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#1132 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:43 AM

So Does would have to kill our family before dying?
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 11:06 AM

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:15 PM, said:

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.


after writing three exams in three days, you have no idea how tempting that sounds.....

View PostSatan, on 13 April 2012 - 01:17 PM, said:

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 13 April 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

machines to scoop up animal droppings? what's next, machines that do dishes?
I swear, this technology just keeps spoiling people....






for the record, I tend to do my own dishes. by hand. since I was about 10 years old.



Well, then I have a proposal for you - quit school and move to America where I will pay you $2 a day to wash mine because my machine is broken. And if you bargain well, I'll include a pack of Ramen every other day. Hurry before someone else beats you to it.


Nevermind the pay, just offer him a greencard and you're golden!


Bryn, you realize that I'm currently residing in the most Scandinavian country in the Western Hemisphere, right?
maybe once the free healthcare thing takes off there....


I thought you were in Finland? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I read my emails. Greencard is all it takes.
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#1134 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:27 PM

Me & my dad on top of a hill somewhere near my parents house...

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#1135 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:29 PM

I love how Tiste never fails to strike a pose XD

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#1136 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:30 PM

I was a drama queen student, what do you expect?
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:48 PM

A couple of pics that finally made their way off Mrs. QT's camera from St. Paddy's.

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#1138 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 05:27 AM

I have my copy of Deadhouse Gates!!!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#1139 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 08:51 AM

I like that Tie, QT.

And Loki, how do you open your door with that umbrella hanging there?
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#1140 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 09:00 AM

View PostObdigore, on 19 April 2012 - 08:51 AM, said:

I like that Tie, QT.

And Loki, how do you open your door with that umbrella hanging there?


Not my door; not my problem ^_^

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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