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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#181 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 09:49 PM

 Korbal Broach, on 18 October 2010 - 08:39 PM, said:

your welcome


You misunderstand Tiste's comment. His sleep is gone not through terror, but as he will now have to resort to following you at night time so that he can molest your freshly mutilated victims' corpses.

After a busy day's work, our Sim is sure to be a tired chap in due course.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 11:18 PM

Sim works for the coppers now too. He can get away with anything!
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:34 AM

<Cue maniacal laughing>
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#184 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:19 AM

Tiste Dexter! :p
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 05:20 PM

I have looked into Korbals eyes....and have seen my own destruction.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#186 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 10:37 AM

 Mentalist, on 18 October 2010 - 09:11 PM, said:

 Grimhilde, on 18 October 2010 - 01:54 PM, said:

Omg, that elbow is freakishly bony, isn't it?


Clearly i've got some Forkrul Assail in me. that would explain a lot


Hmm, wouldn't that also make you extremely...flexible?

This post has been edited by Grimhilde: 21 October 2010 - 04:05 PM

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#187 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 02:06 PM

 Grimhilde, on 21 October 2010 - 10:37 AM, said:

 Mentalist, on 18 October 2010 - 09:11 PM, said:

 Grimhilde, on 18 October 2010 - 01:54 PM, said:

Omg, that elbow is freakishly bony, isn't it?


Clearly i've got some Forkrul Assail in me. that would explain a lot


Hmm, would that also make you extremely...flexible?

Mind out of the gutter, Grim. :)
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 02:26 PM

 MTS, on 21 October 2010 - 02:06 PM, said:

 Grimhilde, on 21 October 2010 - 10:37 AM, said:

 Mentalist, on 18 October 2010 - 09:11 PM, said:

 Grimhilde, on 18 October 2010 - 01:54 PM, said:

Omg, that elbow is freakishly bony, isn't it?


Clearly i've got some Forkrul Assail in me. that would explain a lot


Hmm, would that also make you extremely...flexible?

Mind out of the gutter, Grim. :)

If she wants to hurr durr in Canadaland, who are you to stop her? :p
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#189 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 03:48 PM

Touche, Tapper, touche... :)
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#190 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 04:04 PM

But surely, one does not simply hurr durrh into Canada?


Also, I can take my mind out of the gutter, but not take the gutter out of my mind....or something :)
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 04:12 PM

 Grimhilde, on 21 October 2010 - 04:04 PM, said:

But surely, one does not simply hurr durrh into Canada?


Also, I can take my mind out of the gutter, but not take the gutter out of my mind....or something :)

It's Black Gates are guarded by more than just the Maple Leafs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The Great Cat is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, filled with snow, snow, and more snow. The very air you breathe is a maple-syrupy fume. :p

/Canadian sterotypes
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#192 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 06:06 PM

The snow's not a problem...Those other things however. Will being absolutely awesome help me get past?
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 06:20 PM

Not with 10,000 awesomesauces could you do that. It is folly.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 06:47 PM

 Grimmybear, on 21 October 2010 - 06:06 PM, said:

The snow's not a problem...Those other things however. Will being absolutely awesome help me get past?


sure. just go past the black pit of emptyness that is supposedly Southern Ontario.

and then you arrive into the paradise wasteland that is Manitoba. Where I currently reside. Tehol is somewhere around, too.

RE: flexibilty: depends on the task.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:55 PM

It's a little older than the last picture, but it's clear enough.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:11 PM

So you sold out to the man.
I'm disappointed.
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You're a rock.
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#197 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:18 PM

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY GINORMOUS PILE OF MONEY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:22 PM

I'd have been less disappointed had the pile of money been real, which it isn't as you have said so often.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#199 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:23 PM

It was. I just had to spend it on overheads. Well, I'm back being the freespirited unemployed bored person I used to be, I hope you're happy now.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:27 PM

Illy if you had money, you wouldn't be angry.
If you weren't angry you wouldn't be Illy.
And if you weren't Illy I wouldn't find myself laughing as much as I do when you post.
So it's all for the best.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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